Lonely Loftus is looking for love on Tinder
The Bulls' home ground is struggling to, erm, feel affection from fans.
Loftus Versfeld Stadium. Photo: StadiumGuide.
Loftus is lonely and looking for some love on Tinder.
A user on the social news aggregation site Reddit came across the bizarre profile on the online dating app, grabbing a screenshot in the process.
The Bulls’ home ground is portrayed as a pretty lewd woman who’s clearly in desperate need of companionship.
“Her” bio is laced with sexual innuendo, describing “herself” as being able to “handle more than 50,000 guys inside me at the same time”.
There are also some dodgy references to “(loving) balls and poles” and “my lawn always being mowed”.
Loftus added that “she”, however, would not allow any “kiwis” to court her.
Despite being built in 1906, the profile somehow portrays the stadium as being just 24 years old.
Loftus’ Tinder profile. Photo: Reddit.
The profile is obviously a humorous reference to the union’s continued struggle to attract consistently big crowds over the past few years.
Some substandard performances by the team have prompted supporters to ditch the live match-day experience, while the overall poor economic climate has also shrunk disposable income and influenced demand for tickets.
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