The best meme reactions to Agrizzi’s testimony

It has been just over five days since the explosive testimony of Angelo Agrizzi began at the state capture commission and in true South African fashion, locals have taken to social media to express their thoughts and shock in the form of jokes and memes.

Take a look at some of the most hilarious thoughts and interpretations.

What did Mama Action do? 

Thamsanqa Jantjie decodes Agrizzi’s testimony | Image: Facebook

Where is Zuma and what is he thinking? 

Baba checking twitter after Agrizzi in Zondo Commission #StateCaptureCommisison pic.twitter.com/SZguibkc4i

— uNkomo 🐂 (@Sir_Golela) January 22, 2019

Astonished by his accurate memory 

https://twitter.com/Ntombie_M502/status/1087688956446154753

Records were destroyed but this Agrizzi remembers alles 🤷🏽‍♀️🤔 pic.twitter.com/WtG4kggNR6

— SesCo (@mamakasash) January 22, 2019

I dont remember half of 2017 but #Agrizzi remembers a meeting from 2004… pic.twitter.com/7GRxc3rdbn

— Lesiba (@_Sebata_) January 22, 2019

If I had a memory like #Agrizzi I bet I’d be a doctor by now. He remember’s every little detail. pic.twitter.com/Z97nd67eI7

— Hlabane Tebatso Matt® (@hlabanematt) January 22, 2019

Just how long is the list of people he’s naming?

https://twitter.com/LordKennyT/status/1087712286121381888

https://twitter.com/NtshoshoB/status/1087701869420519424

… as the Great Tshepo Tshola would sing: "waiting for your name to be called …"#StateCaptureInquiry #Agrizzi pic.twitter.com/hFFgeMYKc7

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— Man's Not A Scavenger (@TheScavengerrr) January 22, 2019

https://twitter.com/Chiloane/status/1087689292300931072

He’s even naming the dead…

Sjooe🙆🏽‍♀️🙆🏽‍♀️this #Agrizzi fellow doesn't stop, can we ask one of the ancestors to quickly wake Former Minister Ngconde Balfour up just to come and answer for himself… These files are just 🔥🔥🔥🔥
Is it fine if we ask Lundi or Lebo Mathosa to wake him😳🤔#StateCaptureInquiry pic.twitter.com/ghUIzn12Lp

— #TheUncapturedActivist ✊🏿 (@AneleMda) January 22, 2019

Could he have the longest affidavit thus far? 

105 pages of Angelo Agrizzi’s Affidavit pic.twitter.com/J3VQs7IlJQ

— KingYaMganga🇿🇦 (@TdeeMakhayingi) January 22, 2019

After living with years of corruption, are we really surprised?

https://twitter.com/JustMYSELFandI0/status/1087699222714044417

Action needs to be taken.

All companies still doing business with #Bosasa must cancel all contracts Banks must freeze their assets #StateCaptureInquiry #Agrizzi #StateCapture #ANCLekgotla #ANC pic.twitter.com/80f9VFKzoW

— Ndabezitha 🖤💚💛👑 (@KingMntungwa) January 22, 2019

All in all… 

https://twitter.com/NdabaNduna/status/1087688632272596992

The first session of Agrizzi’s testimony at the commission of inquiry into state capture on Tuesday dealt with the company’s relationship with the department of correctional services, officials at the department, and the department’s subsequent awarding of tenders to the company.

His testimony continues.

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