It has been just over five days since the explosive testimony of Angelo Agrizzi began at the state capture commission and in true South African fashion, locals have taken to social media to express their thoughts and shock in the form of jokes and memes.
Take a look at some of the most hilarious thoughts and interpretations.
What did Mama Action do?
Where is Zuma and what is he thinking?
— ????????Nkomo, Mntungwa (@Likhovic_Gazi) January 22, 2019
Astonished by his accurate memory
#Agrizzi has a good recollection of the figures, places, people and the contents of the meetings held
— La_tea_thaa❄️???? (@Ntombie_M502) January 22, 2019
Records were destroyed but this Agrizzi remembers alles ????????♀️???? pic.twitter.com/WtG4kggNR6
— Ssesè Charnock (@mamakasash) January 22, 2019
— Lesiba (@_Sebata_) January 22, 2019
— Hlabane Tebatso Matt® (@hlabanematt) January 22, 2019
Just how long is the list of people he’s naming?
— Man's Not A Scavenger (@TheScavengerrr) January 22, 2019
— Zip Chiloane (@Chiloane) January 22, 2019
He’s even naming the dead…
Sjooe????????♀️????????♀️this #Agrizzi fellow doesn't stop, can we ask one of the ancestors to quickly wake Former Minister Ngconde Balfour up just to come and answer for himself… These files are just ????????????????
Is it fine if we ask Lundi or Lebo Mathosa to wake him????????#StateCaptureInquiry pic.twitter.com/ghUIzn12Lp
— #TheUncapturedActivist ???????? (@AneleMda) January 22, 2019
Could he have the longest affidavit thus far?
105 pages of Angelo Agrizzi’s Affidavit pic.twitter.com/J3VQs7IlJQ
— HosiYaMganga???????? (@TdeeMakhayingi) January 22, 2019
After living with years of corruption, are we really surprised?
Action needs to be taken.
All in all…
The first session of Agrizzi’s testimony at the commission of inquiry into state capture on Tuesday dealt with the company’s relationship with the department of correctional services, officials at the department, and the department’s subsequent awarding of tenders to the company.
His testimony continues.