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Egg has all the answers

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‘Maybe we should get one of those hairless cats,’ I suggested. ‘Just to be on the safe side. Hair is a terribly sensitive subject nowadays.’ ‘No!’ said Egg.


11 Sep 2020
PREMIUM!
Egg has all the answers

Dirk Lotriet.

“Those look terrible! At night, when mommy thinks I’m sleeping, I look at kittens on her phone and she sneakily eats peanut butter right out of the jar with a teaspoon. I want a kitten like the one on mommy’s peanut butter jar.” The lovely Snapdragon turned around and stared at the mirror over her shoulder. “Does all the lockdown peanut butter make my backside look fat?” she asked. “I know it’s a sensitive term, but your backside looks fine. But I think you should change peanut butter brands until they use cats of all colours on the bottle,” I...

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