Cele, do you hate booze so much because those thieves stole your whisky?

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Cele, do you hate booze so much because those thieves stole your whisky?

Police Minister Bheki Cele. Photo: Tracy Lee Stark.

Ramaphosa has made me proud to be a South African, but some of his cabinet members less so.

If Thabo Mbeki were still leading the country, we might have all been eating beetroot to fight the coronavirus pandemic. And if JZ was in charge…. Instead, we have the elegant Mr Ramaphosa, who has shown nothing but great statesmanship throughout this crisis. He makes me proud to call myself South African. Some members of his cabinet, however, inspire less confidence. Take Bheki Cele and his lone crusade against alcohol and tobacco, for example. Thanks to him, I have dug my cowboy boots out of storage, and polished them back to their former glory. Gentlemen with Cele’s elegance will never...



 


 

 

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