Bicycles are for children and circus monkeys

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Bicycles are for children and circus monkeys

Today, cyclists no longer feel guilty when it comes to stuffing their faces with any number of dodgy drugs.

Here’s the one thing about living in Cape Town: you have to wear sunglasses when you step outside or your eyes will melt with the sheer loveliness of it all. Unless, of course, you live on the Flats. And even then you still have to wear sunglasses to avoid being recognised by gangsters or cops to whom you may owe money or favours. The other thing is that almost everyone is obsessed with walking, hiking, running or cycling. Every weekend there is some or other race going on. Entire suburbs are cut off so that thousands of gasping, sweating lunatics...



 


 

 

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