Brendan Seery
Deputy Editor
2 minute read
7 Dec 2020
4:33 am

Tick the wrong boxes to pass to become an ace politician

Brendan Seery

'There will be invigilators present. They will be Private Investigators, as the police are not good at observing.'

Cash confiscated from the suspect. Picture: Michael Sun.

Comrades Political WhatsApp Group: Admin: Coms, we have obtained a copy of the Entrance Exam for the National Executive Committee (NEC) of the African National Congress. If you accept this leaked paper and do not say anything, then you automatically pass Part One of the ANC NEC Morality Test. The exception to this is if you forward it to other comrades, but charge them at least R5 000 each. This is a sign of initiative and you will earn bonus points. Entrance Exam for the National Executive Committee – December 2020 Notes: You will be timed. But there is no...