Ben Trovato
5 minute read
31 Jul 2019
7:00 am

Why should these insects be considered the bee’s knees?

Ben Trovato

You say bees are important; I say they're arrogant.

I read this week that a group of planet-hugging social justice vegan warriors had declared bees to be The Most Important Living Species On Earth. You say important, I say arrogant. I booked this table, not you. I don't care that you are a honey bee. Show a little self-restraint. Now you want some of my beer? Please. Help yourself. I will use my superior skills to swat you away. Oh, look. You have deployed your magical powers to call for reinforcements. The Floyd Shivambu brigade has arrived. Full of aggression but no follow-through. You are nothing but ... argh!...