Bonang: Living alone is sad

Bonang ‘Queen B’ Matheba’s latest tweet has left her with unemployed and employed male and female fans asking her for a job. The TV and radio personality complained on Thursday morning that she was wearing a dress she went to bed in because there was no one to unzip it for her.

“Living alone is sad. Slept in this dress because I couldn’t unzip it last night… Samantha just got to work.. never been happier,” she said.

….living alone is sad. Slept in this dress because I couldn’t unzip it last night…. Samantha just got to work.. never been happier. 😩🙈🤣🤷🏽‍♀️

— Bonang Matheba 👑 (@Bonang) November 15, 2018

While some of her followers suggested solutions, including using a wire hanger to solve her problem, others offered to move into her house just so she could have someone to unzip her dresses.

“Can I please be your gardener at least you won’t go through that… I will sleep at the back yard you will just scream ‘Bulelani woza la sathana ndiyafa [Come here, Bulelani, I’m dying]’,” responded @Buja3D, while @Fetsi-Mohale said: “But why choose to be alone while over 17,000,000 Southern African men looking forward just even to have one [dinning] night with you Bonang?”

Another one said sleeping in a dress she wore to a function meant she did not take a bath on her return.

Check out some of the hilarious comments on her tweet:

I'm available for that kinda job. pic.twitter.com/0C9PjmnzjJ

— Mxoe_10 (@10_mxoe) November 15, 2018

https://twitter.com/LesegoShokane/status/1062972079232958469

Weird fact, I'm actually the best unzipper out there. Years and years of helping my mum as a kid. pic.twitter.com/PqgZlnmQdg

— Sarkeey..✨ (@Sarkeey_) November 15, 2018

I just registered a company ,we offer companionship, and free Zip service pic.twitter.com/QlNaNRrGpx

— MZANSIKANDABA (@MzansiKaNdaba) November 15, 2018

https://twitter.com/frvnkywhxte/status/1062970005598466049

Queen…so sad….and DAT means ur didn't bath last nite…sorry dear

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— Refilwe nakedi (@Refilwenakedi2) November 15, 2018

https://twitter.com/iAm_MrSammy/status/1063023940111659008

Awww 😍😍 send me your address. I'll even wash your underwear

— 🌺Phumz Vilakazi🌺 (@PhumzVilakazi) November 15, 2018

https://twitter.com/BJTembe1/status/1063003472746942466

Hire me I'll that girl who assists in such things yabo unzipping your dress, pouring champagne for you, comb ur wig…all this cheap cheap for only 9k nd thats a special just for you💅💅😁

— thembekile (@thembza_slender) November 15, 2018

Thats sad😢, this should not happen to you ever again😐. This could be easily fixed. How about u hire me as your 'Dress unziper' and i promise i will make sure you never sleep in a ziped dress ever again. Please contact me i specialize in such.

— MAIN💫💨 (@JAYcobe_) November 15, 2018

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