Columns 27.10.2018 09:30 am

You want a cow with that win? How about a biscuit?

It makes you wonder how much thought organisers actually put in when crafting a trophy.

The trophy Australia and Pakistan are playing for in their T20 series in the UAE has naturally drawn a lot of funny responses. Captains Aaron Finch and Sarfraz Ahmed posed sheepishly with a biscuit-shaped trophy, in honour of sponsors TUC, ahead of the series this week. The “cheesy” remarks ranged from “this trophy takes the biscuit”, to “it’s a cracker”, and many more.

You want a cow with that win? How about a biscuit?
You want a cow with that win? How about a biscuit?

You want a cow with that win? How about a biscuit?

It makes you wonder how much thought organisers actually put in when crafting a trophy.

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