Columns 16.7.2018 03:04 pm

Ntsiki’s worst enemy

Poet Ntsiki Mazwai regularly lashes out at all her enemies, both real and imagined, when all she need do is glance in the mirror.

When I included a tweet by Ntsiki Mazwai about the support that Zuma enjoys leading up to his next court date, in which she claimed that the media’s attempts to turn South Africa against the Zuma family had backfired, I didn’t expect a backlash.

Ntsiki’s worst enemy
Ntsiki’s worst enemy

Ntsiki’s worst enemy

Poet Ntsiki Mazwai regularly lashes out at all her enemies, both real and imagined, when all she need do is glance in the mirror.

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