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Love can never offend
It’s now 84 days since my dad died. It’s been strange stuck halfway across the planet, unable to grieve with my family.
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Sorry Cyril, take our booze, the current situation is ‘clearly’ our fault
Mainly, Your Grace, the current situation is our fault – because we keep voting for you and the ANC.
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Auditor-General left to shovel municipal audit crud
The difference is the mythical Hercules succeeded with the Augean stables in just a day. The admirably dogged Auditor-General has had to labour for seven years, only to see the manure pile grow.
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The Z-Factor: How we became the Worst Band In Joburg™
When we started, we were also inexperienced, under-practised and over-confident, with no qualms whatsoever about embarrassing ourselves in public. A recipe for spectacular disaster if ever there was one!
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Equality is a non-negotiable right
When we begin picking and choosing when the rule of law matters and when it doesn’t, we start down a slippery slope.
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Birthday girl, daddy loves you
She is a naughty little potty mouth who does not know the first thing about good behaviour. I love her to bits.
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The costs of the ANC’s decision far outweigh the benefits

Columns The costs of the ANC’s decision far outweigh the benefits

ANC secretary-general Ace Magashule is correct: justice forbids indefinite suspensions.

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Corruption isn’t SA’s no.1 enemy, it is a result of unresolved issues

Columns Corruption isn’t SA’s no.1 enemy, it is a result of unresolved issues

It is a response by the many marginalised, poverty-stricken and hungry South Africans to a system that excludes them in all imaginable ways.

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We are all in this Covid-19 tsunami together

Columns We are all in this Covid-19 tsunami together

In dealing with a crisis of this magnitude, South Africa has understandably opted not to take any chances by devolving power to provinces to unilaterally deal with Covid-19.

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Covid-19 secrecy must end

Columns Covid-19 secrecy must end

We need to be open and free from the secrecy that fills the halls of power. That is non-negotiable.

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Changing SA for the better is not that difficult

Columns Changing SA for the better is not that difficult

If we want this to happen, the opposition must get its act together and we have to do rest at the polls.

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We have to keep our ‘ubuntu’ going at all costs

Columns We have to keep our ‘ubuntu’ going at all costs

Lockdown is depriving many of us of our humanity. One thing we must not surrender is our ‘ubuntu’. Virtual meetings, lessons, lectures and so on have merit, especially in these times.

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You can still have your pie and eat it

Columns You can still have your pie and eat it

There’s a King Pie in my area that’s too far to walk and too close to drive. It’s a problem. I might have to move. It would be easier if they moved.

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Offensive or funny, Leon Schuster’s caught in a catastrophic racism storm 

Columns Offensive or funny, Leon Schuster’s caught in a catastrophic racism storm 

The reality remains, just as all technology requires updates from time to time, in order to ensure adapted functionality, society also needs to adapt, meaning some like Schuster may, unfortunately, be caught in the race storm for change.

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The day I slept with an alien

Columns The day I slept with an alien

PS: Any resemblance to actual persons, living or dead, or actual recent events, is purely coincidental.

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Revisit effective anti-virus measures as cases spread fast

Columns Revisit effective anti-virus measures as cases spread fast

Knee-jerk reactions must be avoided at all costs now. Politicians must avoid trying to do what appears right and do what is effective – and that requires cool heads.

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Think Piece: Makwetu speaks into a void, as graft won’t be tackled

Columns Think Piece: Makwetu speaks into a void, as graft won’t be tackled

The municipalities will continue to plunder and loot until they are unable to provide basic services. And then the consequences will be catastrophic.

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Kanye goes West with this trick

Columns Kanye goes West with this trick

I swear… some people just want to watch the world burn. Or maybe this is just a deeply cynical manifestation of Kanye’s previous support for the current incumbent.

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A fly on the Illuminati wall

Columns A fly on the Illuminati wall

‘We need to silence these people who can see our grand world plan. They ignore the Mainstream Media and use social media instead.’

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Orchids and Onions – Gumtree’s campaign is on the money

Columns Orchids and Onions – Gumtree’s campaign is on the money

It works as a call to action for Gumtree (which is offering prizes for people who show their unwanted goods) as well as a bit of light entertainment.



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