Celebrities 5.7.2018 02:26 pm

Cassper Nyovest compares himself to Jesus and Mandela

Jesus. Madiba. Cassper. It all makes sense now …

Hip-hop stars aren't exactly known for being humble. In a genre that prizes bling, egos, bragging and more bling, arrogance is something of a prized asset.

Cassper Nyovest compares himself to Jesus and Mandela
Cassper Nyovest compares himself to Jesus and Mandela

Cassper Nyovest compares himself to Jesus and Mandela

Jesus. Madiba. Cassper. It all makes sense now …

Dodgy long-life milk carton leaves sour taste in Pretoria resident’s mouth
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Dodgy long-life milk carton leaves sour taste in Pretoria resident’s mouth

According to the resident who discovered a strange taste in her morning coffee, it looked as though a mushroom was growing inside the carton.
Cantona mocks Neymar for being a ‘great actor’
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Cantona mocks Neymar for being a ‘great actor’

Eric Cantona turns Neymar’s rather disappointing World Cup antics into comedy gold.
Twitter troll advises ‘kaff*rs’ not to follow her
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Twitter troll advises ‘kaff*rs’ not to follow her

A relatively new Twitter account has all the hallmarks of a typical Twitter troll, and will no doubt soon be blocked.
WATCH: Motorist loses tough race with unusually loaded truck
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WATCH: Motorist loses tough race with unusually loaded truck

The erratic motorist learned patience the hard way after a risky move failed in epic fashion.
Why Zuma’s preference for Valpre doesn’t mean he has ‘trust issues’
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Why Zuma’s preference for Valpre doesn’t mean he has ‘trust issues’

When everyone else seems to be drinking one brand of water while you’re drinking another, is it time to say ‘poison plot’ again?
WATCH: Kangaroo makes football debut
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WATCH: Kangaroo makes football debut

A kangaroo has been fighting for the right of animals to play football in Australia.
Dog has visiting rights too – Brazilian court
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Dog has visiting rights too – Brazilian court

A Brazilian dog will have the equivalent of parental visiting days after a court ruled that a separated couple must share their pooch.
WATCH: Ice-cream man in green van clears his name after theft allegations
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WATCH: Ice-cream man in green van clears his name after theft allegations

The East Rand man maintains he is an honest businessman, and that the theft associated with the colour of his van is purely coincidental.
WATCH: Another woman found hiding groceries in her pants
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WATCH: Another woman found hiding groceries in her pants

The woman can be seen taking out baby formula tins stuffed inside her stockings.
Meltdown after site writes Nigerian goalie, 19, ‘celebrated son’s 17th birthday’
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Meltdown after site writes Nigerian goalie, 19, ‘celebrated son’s 17th birthday’

Photos of the goalkeeper did the rounds as social media users tried to figure if the Nigerian player really looks 19.
Donald Trump announces a ‘Space Force’ as sixth US military branch
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Donald Trump announces a ‘Space Force’ as sixth US military branch

Trump says that for the US to be safe, it needs to dominate space.
Why are these Twitter accounts blocking Sunday Times en masse?
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Why are these Twitter accounts blocking Sunday Times en masse?

A certain section of Twitter apparently decided to block the Sunday publication on the social media site.
Pretoria ATM issues foreign currency
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Pretoria ATM issues foreign currency

The words ‘Islamic Republic of Iran Bank Markazi Iran Bank’ were printed on a banknote.
No chickens allowed, Russia tells Nigerian fans
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No chickens allowed, Russia tells Nigerian fans

Russian officials have called fowl on attempts by fans of the Super Eagles to bring live chickens to World Cup matches.
Saudi Arabian footballers to be punished for 5-0 thrashing
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Saudi Arabian footballers to be punished for 5-0 thrashing

A ‘number of players’ including goalkeeper Abdullah Al-Mayouf will be held accountable for the loss, according to Saudi Arabia’s top football official.
VIDEO: Woman stashes trolley load of groceries in pants
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VIDEO: Woman stashes trolley load of groceries in pants

A video of a woman taking groceries out of her pants to fill a trolley has left many shocked.
Australian artist puts himself in a tomb
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Australian artist puts himself in a tomb

The artist’s previous work includes sewing his lips together and pushing tacks into a leg.
Creative commuter straps 5kg of dagga to body
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Creative commuter straps 5kg of dagga to body

The commuter’s plans were thwarted after a police search was conducted.
UK bricklayers wear dresses after ban on shorts
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UK bricklayers wear dresses after ban on shorts

Bricklayers in Chirtsey, Surreyare, are finding their jobs to be a bit of a drag.
Another eish for Joburg prison as video of inmate stripping trends
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Another eish for Joburg prison as video of inmate stripping trends

The department of correctional services has confirmed the authenticity of the footage.
Watch: Trump’s fake movie trailer for his summit with Kim Jong Un
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Watch: Trump’s fake movie trailer for his summit with Kim Jong Un

You’ve seen everything about the historic meeting, but what you may not be aware of is that the White House had a mock trailer made for the summit ahead of the occasion.
WATCH: Comrades contestant ditches time concerns for dance moves
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WATCH: Comrades contestant ditches time concerns for dance moves

A Comrades contestant who participated in the epic race over the weekend stopped for water and a quick dance before carrying on with the race.
Man buries father in brand-new BMW X5
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Man buries father in brand-new BMW X5

The man from Ihiala in Nigeria shocked locals with his unusual coffin.
EFF chair Mpofu gets spicy: ‘Last night wasn’t good for all national chairpersons’
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EFF chair Mpofu gets spicy: ‘Last night wasn’t good for all national chairpersons’

The EFF chairperson expressed gratitude when a prominent businessman congratulated him, but he served his thanks with a side of shade.
Mbalula reckons Bruno Mars looks good in ‘ANC colours’
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Mbalula reckons Bruno Mars looks good in ‘ANC colours’

The ANC is once again taking advantage of the fact that it shares its colours with the Caribbean island nation of Jamaica.

 

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