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They should make Chester Missing the mayor – De Lille

The ousted Cape Town mayor thinks the DA is looking for puppets it can control.

Former DA member and recently ousted mayor of Cape Town Patricia de Lille has hit out at what she characterised as "conservative" DA members for her conflict with her former party.

They should make Chester Missing the mayor – De Lille
They should make Chester Missing the mayor – De Lille

They should make Chester Missing the mayor – De Lille

The ousted Cape Town mayor thinks the DA is looking for puppets it can control.

WATCH: Farmers trying to help donkey cart driver goes badly wrong
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WATCH: Farmers trying to help donkey cart driver goes badly wrong

We’re just hoping the donkey cart driver is okay after this little roadside mishap.
WATCH: Julius Malema nearly has Thoko Didiza in stitches
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WATCH: Julius Malema nearly has Thoko Didiza in stitches

The ANC MP struggles to contain her laughter as Malema comments about old members of parliaments across Africa.
Mbalula’s latest hobby: Making fun of Kanye West
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Mbalula’s latest hobby: Making fun of Kanye West

The ANC elections head appears to be watching the controversial rapper’s every tweet since his recent comments about slavery.
DA’s Natasha ‘dark father’ Mazzone under Twitter fire for race comment
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DA’s Natasha ‘dark father’ Mazzone under Twitter fire for race comment

Mazzone says her tweet was meant to highlight the struggles white immigrants endured during apartheid.
‘Day to remember’ for art-loving nudists in Paris
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‘Day to remember’ for art-loving nudists in Paris

No shoes, no shirt, no problem: A Paris gallery gave nearly 200 people a rare chance for a clothes-free visit this weekend, the latest opportunity for the city’s flourishing nudist scene.
WATCH: Man to march to White House to announce end of ‘ANC terrorist rule’
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WATCH: Man to march to White House to announce end of ‘ANC terrorist rule’

An Afrikaner living in Oregon in the US believes he will ‘bring SA to a complete standstill’ at the end of the month.
About Time: five countries with eccentric time-keeping
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About Time: five countries with eccentric time-keeping

North Korea is not alone in its penchant for setting its own time.
Thandi Modise says she and Winnie carried guns on their first day in parliament
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Thandi Modise says she and Winnie carried guns on their first day in parliament

Modise has hailed the late struggle veteran as a ‘towering figure of our lifetime’.
WATCH: If Zuma was a coloured guy from Cape Town
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WATCH: If Zuma was a coloured guy from Cape Town

Not only does our former president have a mean, expensive Rolex, he can seem pretty gangster too with the right soundtrack.
Naked Trump statue goes for $28,000 at auction
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Naked Trump statue goes for $28,000 at auction

A naked statue of Donald Trump, complete with a distended belly and jowly sneer, is to go on display at a Haunted Museum after a paranormal investigator bought it at auction.
Malema joins in to make fun of ‘Mini-Madiba’ Maimane
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Malema joins in to make fun of ‘Mini-Madiba’ Maimane

The EFF leader thought the quote, ‘You were born an original. Don’t die a copy,’ was something the DA leader needed to see.
Mmusi ‘Mini-Madiba’ Maimane torn to shreds after being called a ‘Mampara’
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Mmusi ‘Mini-Madiba’ Maimane torn to shreds after being called a ‘Mampara’

SA appears to have gotten on the bandwagon, accusing the DA leader of imitating everyone from Obama to Ramaphosa and Malema.
WATCH: Bad-ass dolphin knocks paddler off his board!
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WATCH: Bad-ass dolphin knocks paddler off his board!

Not only are dolphins some of the smartest creatures around, they’re also very playful. Let’s hope this guy could see the funny side.
WATCH: Drunk girl tries to order drinks from the DJ
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WATCH: Drunk girl tries to order drinks from the DJ

We can only imagine how the young woman felt about this clip the next day, as it probably accompanied an almighty hangover.
White man thinks Mmusi Maimane’s mum’s name is ‘Dumelang’
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White man thinks Mmusi Maimane’s mum’s name is ‘Dumelang’

A well-meaning Twitter user perhaps needs to go for a Setswana lesson or two.
This pic of an ‘exhausted’ Ramaphosa suggests Supra is a tough nut to crack
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This pic of an ‘exhausted’ Ramaphosa suggests Supra is a tough nut to crack

We guess this is what one looks like when you start your week with the Queen, end it in fiery Mahikeng, before rushing to Durban.
Pic: Journalists ‘unable’ to look at Zuma’s topless fiancee during interview
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Pic: Journalists ‘unable’ to look at Zuma’s topless fiancee during interview

The 24-year-old has already changed her name to Nonkanyiso Conco Zuma after having Jacob Zuma’s child earlier this month.
DA lays into Dlamini-Zuma after ‘accusing’ party of instigating Mahikeng protests
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DA lays into Dlamini-Zuma after ‘accusing’ party of instigating Mahikeng protests

The minister has apologised to the DA saying her Twitter account was ‘hacked’, but the party isn’t convinced by her explanation.
Julius Malema ends up next to Bathabile Dlamini at Winnie’s funeral
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Julius Malema ends up next to Bathabile Dlamini at Winnie’s funeral

Whoever was in charge of seating arrangements is either uninformed about recent insults, or they’re a sadist.
Twitter pokes fun at Friday the 13th
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Twitter pokes fun at Friday the 13th

We tend to agree with one tweet that says Friday the 13th is still better than Monday the whatever.
Malema calling Bathabile Dlamini ‘Drunkard of the Nation’ divides Twitter
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Malema calling Bathabile Dlamini ‘Drunkard of the Nation’ divides Twitter

The ANC Women’s League president always takes huge exception to any suggestions that she touches alcohol.
WATCH: Man praying at taxi’s door interrupted by airtime seller’s ‘ad break’
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WATCH: Man praying at taxi’s door interrupted by airtime seller’s ‘ad break’

Twitter has been rolling on the floor laughing after this ‘Vodacom, MTN’ clip was published.
How Vytjie Mentor ‘saved’ Ramaphosa from being arrested
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How Vytjie Mentor ‘saved’ Ramaphosa from being arrested

The former ANC MP claims she got wind of a desperate Zuma plot to declare a state of emergency and hang on to power.
They say I look like Beyoncé – Skolopad
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They say I look like Beyoncé – Skolopad

The wors-wearing socialite says people often mistake her for the glamorous US hit maker.

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