Eish! 17.9.2018 05:22 pm

WATCH: Nigerian pastor ‘vomits money’ into a bag in SA

If you find you need a quick buck, you’d better hope Andrew Ejimadu is around, and feeling queasy.

If we believed everything we saw on social media, we'd soon be thinking that Nigerian pastors are able to vomit up cash.

WATCH: Nigerian pastor ‘vomits money’ into a bag in SA
WATCH: Nigerian pastor ‘vomits money’ into a bag in SA

WATCH: Nigerian pastor ‘vomits money’ into a bag in SA

If you find you need a quick buck, you’d better hope Andrew Ejimadu is around, and feeling queasy.

Tito Mboweni amazed that he’s taller than Ndlozi
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Tito Mboweni amazed that he’s taller than Ndlozi

Many have joked that the meeting between the former Reserve Bank governor and EFF spokesperson should be exposed by the Sunday Times.
WATCH: Truck driver causes massive crash after abandoning the wheel
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WATCH: Truck driver causes massive crash after abandoning the wheel

Damning dashcam video footage shows what the driver was really up to moments before the beer-spill accident on the N4.
University plans to protect its students from getting free money
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University plans to protect its students from getting free money

Malcolm X, aka ‘The People’s Blesser’, who often gives away money to students on campuses, doesn’t seem welcome at VUT any more.
Man emails 246 women to find the right Nicole
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Man emails 246 women to find the right Nicole

A number of the identically named women contacted after a man lost the details of one Nicole after a date have formed a ‘girl gang.’
WATCH: Can white guy’s moves compete with Cassper Nyovest’s?
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WATCH: Can white guy’s moves compete with Cassper Nyovest’s?

The unnamed man can be seen showing off some serious moves to a gospel song.
Mpumalanga Wimpy investigates claims of food tampering
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Mpumalanga Wimpy investigates claims of food tampering

A customer alleged that her husband’s meal was spiked with a ‘substance similar to faeces’ this past weekend.
Top 5 craziest high school videos of 2018
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Top 5 craziest high school videos of 2018

A countdown of the wildest things that have been filmed happening in South African schools this year.
Self-proclaimed blesser robbed of R400k in US hotel room
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Self-proclaimed blesser robbed of R400k in US hotel room

Cabonge is renowned for carrying large amounts of cash with him, citing that it makes doing business more convenient. 
GALLERY: South Africans remix the #NikeAd
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GALLERY: South Africans remix the #NikeAd

Social media provides inspiration of a different kind.
EFF MP withdraws ‘in your little wet dream’ comment at land hearings
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EFF MP withdraws ‘in your little wet dream’ comment at land hearings

The parliamentary committee was hearing oral submissions from a business lobby group opposed to amending the constitution when the EFF MP made the comment.
Elon Musk gets high during live interview
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Elon Musk gets high during live interview

The Tesla CEO seemingly doesn’t care about shareholders’ opinions.
Meet Malema the Black Jesus
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Meet Malema the Black Jesus

In July, the EFF leader said his party’s arrival was ‘like the coming of Jesus’.
Duduzane called ‘Gupta’ by chair of state capture inquiry
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Duduzane called ‘Gupta’ by chair of state capture inquiry

Deputy Chief Justice Raymond Zondo’s slip of the tongue this afternoon had the gallery in stitches.
ABSA claps back at Nandos, Capitec and Nedbank join in
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ABSA claps back at Nandos, Capitec and Nedbank join in

Social media users are disappointed by what has been dubbed a ‘weak’ response from the bank.
WATCH: Heathrow baggage handlers pay tribute to Freddie Mercury
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WATCH: Heathrow baggage handlers pay tribute to Freddie Mercury

Airport staff ‘break free’ in to celebrate late Queen singer’s birthday.
Kindergarten principal fired after hiring a pole dancer to perform at school
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Kindergarten principal fired after hiring a pole dancer to perform at school

Principal Lai Rong lost her job after trying to kick the school year off with a bang
WATCH: Schoolkids save R30 a day by clinging to back of bus
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WATCH: Schoolkids save R30 a day by clinging to back of bus

Being a ‘Klingon’ can save you money, but it looks hella dangerous.
Do the Maybot: Theresa’s ‘dancing’ raises eyebrows
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Do the Maybot: Theresa’s ‘dancing’ raises eyebrows

UK prime minister Theresa May’s one-day visit to South African shores had its serious moments, but her ‘dancing’ certainly wasn’t one of them.
WATCH: University of Limpopo students walk out of ‘challenging’ philosophy exam
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WATCH: University of Limpopo students walk out of ‘challenging’ philosophy exam

Three videos have been trending on social media of students refusing to write a philosophy exam, saying it is too difficult to complete. The authenticity of the videos is being investigated by the university.
Cocaine-stuffed pineapples seized in Spain
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Cocaine-stuffed pineapples seized in Spain

Police have found cocaine inside breast implants, a wig, a wheelchair cushion, a plaster cast encasing a man’s broken leg as well as inside a 42-piece crockery set.
‘You’re treating me like a black person’ man goes viral
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‘You’re treating me like a black person’ man goes viral

A man who went viral after an outburst at an airport claims he was making a deliberate racial statement.
Mbalula compares Zille with video racist
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Mbalula compares Zille with video racist

Mr Fearfokkol, Fikile Mbalula, used a Maimane tweet to label Zille as racist and abhorrent.
Spar race runners accidentally run wrong route
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Spar race runners accidentally run wrong route

Leading runners were disqualified in the recent SPAR Women’s Race in Pietermaritzburg, after they followed lead vehicles on the wrong route.
Twitter roasts ‘Rasta’ portrait artist for his creative take on ProKid
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Twitter roasts ‘Rasta’ portrait artist for his creative take on ProKid

Lebani ‘Ras’ Sirenje is something of a social media celebrity for his portraits of famous South Africans that some feel don’t look a whole lot like their subjects.
Distraught child who ‘just wants to braai’ goes viral
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Distraught child who ‘just wants to braai’ goes viral

Many South Africans take the traditional grilling of meat over an open fire pretty seriously, including a child whose tantrum over wanting to braai has gone viral.

 

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