Eish! 21.9.2017 11:10 am

Mbali Ntuli to Helen Zille: Take a bath, or risk developing anal fistula

After trying to reassure residents of the drought-stricken Western Cape that she only bathes every 72 hours to preserve water, Zille was told to take a bath regularly rather.

The standoff between Western Cape Premier Helen Zille and DA KwaZulu-Natal MP Mbali shifted gears on Wednesday evening when Ntuli reminded Zille that "King Louis XIV only bathed twice in his life, and he had surgery on an anal fistula".

Mbali Ntuli to Helen Zille: Take a bath, or risk developing anal fistula
Mbali Ntuli to Helen Zille: Take a bath, or risk developing anal fistula

Mbali Ntuli to Helen Zille: Take a bath, or risk developing anal fistula

After trying to reassure residents of the drought-stricken Western Cape that she only bathes every 72 hours to preserve water, Zille was told to take a bath regularly rather.

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