Eish! 19.6.2018 09:12 am

Donald Trump announces a ‘Space Force’ as sixth US military branch

Trump says that for the US to be safe, it needs to dominate space.

It's been a busy week for Donald Trump.

Donald Trump announces a ‘Space Force’ as sixth US military branch
Donald Trump announces a ‘Space Force’ as sixth US military branch

Donald Trump announces a ‘Space Force’ as sixth US military branch

Trump says that for the US to be safe, it needs to dominate space.

Why are these Twitter accounts blocking Sunday Times en masse?
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Why are these Twitter accounts blocking Sunday Times en masse?

A certain section of Twitter apparently decided to block the Sunday publication on the social media site.
Pretoria ATM issues foreign currency
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Pretoria ATM issues foreign currency

The words ‘Islamic Republic of Iran Bank Markazi Iran Bank’ were printed on a banknote.
No chickens allowed, Russia tells Nigerian fans
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No chickens allowed, Russia tells Nigerian fans

Russian officials have called fowl on attempts by fans of the Super Eagles to bring live chickens to World Cup matches.
Saudi Arabian footballers to be punished for 5-0 thrashing
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Saudi Arabian footballers to be punished for 5-0 thrashing

A ‘number of players’ including goalkeeper Abdullah Al-Mayouf will be held accountable for the loss, according to Saudi Arabia’s top football official.
VIDEO: Woman stashes trolley load of groceries in pants
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VIDEO: Woman stashes trolley load of groceries in pants

A video of a woman taking groceries out of her pants to fill a trolley has left many shocked.
Australian artist puts himself in a tomb
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Australian artist puts himself in a tomb

The artist’s previous work includes sewing his lips together and pushing tacks into a leg.
Creative commuter straps 5kg of dagga to body
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Creative commuter straps 5kg of dagga to body

The commuter’s plans were thwarted after a police search was conducted.
UK bricklayers wear dresses after ban on shorts
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UK bricklayers wear dresses after ban on shorts

Bricklayers in Chirtsey, Surreyare, are finding their jobs to be a bit of a drag.
Another eish for Joburg prison as video of inmate stripping trends
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Another eish for Joburg prison as video of inmate stripping trends

The department of correctional services has confirmed the authenticity of the footage.
Watch: Trump’s fake movie trailer for his summit with Kim Jong Un
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Watch: Trump’s fake movie trailer for his summit with Kim Jong Un

You’ve seen everything about the historic meeting, but what you may not be aware of is that the White House had a mock trailer made for the summit ahead of the occasion.
WATCH: Comrades contestant ditches time concerns for dance moves
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WATCH: Comrades contestant ditches time concerns for dance moves

A Comrades contestant who participated in the epic race over the weekend stopped for water and a quick dance before carrying on with the race.
Man buries father in brand-new BMW X5
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Man buries father in brand-new BMW X5

The man from Ihiala in Nigeria shocked locals with his unusual coffin.
EFF chair Mpofu gets spicy: ‘Last night wasn’t good for all national chairpersons’
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EFF chair Mpofu gets spicy: ‘Last night wasn’t good for all national chairpersons’

The EFF chairperson expressed gratitude when a prominent businessman congratulated him, but he served his thanks with a side of shade.
Mbalula reckons Bruno Mars looks good in ‘ANC colours’
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Mbalula reckons Bruno Mars looks good in ‘ANC colours’

The ANC is once again taking advantage of the fact that it shares its colours with the Caribbean island nation of Jamaica.
UPDATE: ANC’s campaign for Nelson, not Winnie, enrages Malema
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UPDATE: ANC’s campaign for Nelson, not Winnie, enrages Malema

Julius Malema has lashed out at the ANC’s attempts to get Cape Town International Airport renamed after Nelson Mandela, following the EFF’s campaign for Winnie Madikizela-Mandela’s name.
Mbuyiseni’s spicy birthday message to Mmusi
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Mbuyiseni’s spicy birthday message to Mmusi

The DA leader, born in 1980, turns 38 today.
WATCH: US soldier goes on Grand Theft Auto-style rampage in armoured vehicle
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WATCH: US soldier goes on Grand Theft Auto-style rampage in armoured vehicle

An American soldier commandeered an armoured personnel carrier and led police on a chase along a major highway for more than an hour.
Holomisa says Zuma is taking aim at Cyril with his kettie
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Holomisa says Zuma is taking aim at Cyril with his kettie

The former president apparently has a bit of an eagle eye when it comes to using his homemade slingshot.
WATCH: Trump supporters cheer for Obama quote
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WATCH: Trump supporters cheer for Obama quote

A high school student in Kentucky tricked his audience in the staunchly Republican state to cheer for the words of Barack Obama.
30-year-old ‘manboy’ forced to leave the nest
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30-year-old ‘manboy’ forced to leave the nest

Michael Rotondo, the 30-year-old so-called ‘manboy’ evicted from his parents’ home by a court order, has left home a few hours before the eviction deadline.
We need to talk about Comrade Gert
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We need to talk about Comrade Gert

We are looking for further information regarding the health of the deputy minister. We just want to know if he’s OK.
Mbaks calls in sick to his eNCA news anchoring debut
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Mbaks calls in sick to his eNCA news anchoring debut

Fikile Mbalula will not be hosting eNCA’s popular show, As It Happens, tonight as he has been admitted to hospital with exhaustion.
WATCH: Granny ‘crashes’ Springboks’ training session!
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WATCH: Granny ‘crashes’ Springboks’ training session!

The unfortunate grandmother has only had her new Chevy Spark for four days!
Ocean Basket bound for unwanted social media glory with ‘glory hole’ ads
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Ocean Basket bound for unwanted social media glory with ‘glory hole’ ads

The latest Ocean Basket ad campaign has become the target of laughter and revulsion on social media because of its unintentional link to the ‘glory hole’.
I was paid to kill you, email scammer tells Pierre de Vos
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I was paid to kill you, email scammer tells Pierre de Vos

The constitutional law expert posted a tweet on the scam email he received, which Julius Malema then retweeted.

 

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