Africa 22.11.2017 04:07 pm

‘Bootlicking’ Mashayamombe called Grace Mugabe an ‘angel’, wanted Indians expelled

Mashayamombe once told Zanu-PF supporters that Grace Mugabe was chosen by God to lead Zimbabweans and help them realise their full potential.

Shadreck Mashayamombe, Grace Mugabe's aide, reportedly arrested this morning, was reportedly also expelled from Zanu-PF in November 2017 following a military initiative code named Operation Restore Legacy. Prior to this, his reported defence of the former first lady bordered on the absurd, and he is also known for his violent streak.

‘Bootlicking’ Mashayamombe called Grace Mugabe an ‘angel’, wanted Indians expelled
‘Bootlicking’ Mashayamombe called Grace Mugabe an ‘angel’, wanted Indians expelled

‘Bootlicking’ Mashayamombe called Grace Mugabe an ‘angel’, wanted Indians expelled

Mashayamombe once told Zanu-PF supporters that Grace Mugabe was chosen by God to lead Zimbabweans and help them realise their full potential.

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Zim man doesn’t know what to do now that Grace won’t be president

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GALLERY: Thou shalt enjoy Grace Mugabe’s ‘ice-cream of the nation’

Emmerson Mnangagwa and his wife, Auxillia, in fear of being poisoned, have refused to enjoy the ice-cream produced at one of Grace Mugabe’s farms.
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Yena aya kwini? Khune told following allergic reaction

Some of his followers say his upper lip looks like the prawn he had just eaten.
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Five places Grace and Robert Mugabe can retire to

We take a look at the best retirement destinations for the Mugabes.
WATCH: Man ‘falls out’ of expensive luxury sports car
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WATCH: Man ‘falls out’ of expensive luxury sports car

‘He’s living large in a small world,’ says one Twitter user.
In memes: Ska bafa chance! Twitter reacts to Mugabe’s shock non-resignation
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In memes: Ska bafa chance! Twitter reacts to Mugabe’s shock non-resignation

Despite reports that Mugabe would resign during his TV address to Zimbabweans, it appears the 93-year-old president’s political career has survived another day.
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Ghaleb Cachalia ticked off by ‘shoes for votes’ at DA Gauteng conference

Cachalia, currently a DA MP, posted a picture of stack of shoe boxes he alleged were ‘doled’ out to the voting delegates.
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Man rushed to hospital after stuffing padlock in penis

A man had to be rushed to hospital after he got a padlock wedged in his willy.
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Zizi Kodwa: Luthuli House not aware of Mandela Region missing BGM packages

It is understood that without the BGM ‘packages’, the region faces an uphill battle towards the elective conference as it is technically ‘not in good standing’.
WATCH: Four times Grace Mugabe slammed Mnangagwa in scathing speeches
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WATCH: Four times Grace Mugabe slammed Mnangagwa in scathing speeches

The first lady has had no qualms about publicly humiliating the vice-president, and when she suspected Mugabe’s spokesperson was in his camp, she publicly insulted him too.
Skolopad finally braais her wors dress!
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Skolopad finally braais her wors dress!

Local socialite Nonhlanhla Qwabe, aka ‘Skolopad’, has braaied and eaten the boerewors which she wore to the 2017 Feather Awards last week.
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Skolopad’s wors dress didn’t come cheap

The socialite spent R6 000 on her red number, but the wors and charcoal didn’t come cheap either.
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#TBT: Watch Holomisa call Zuma a liar, ask if he receives adequate Cabinet briefings

Holomisa found it disturbing that Zuma denied a statement of fact contained in a ruling court ruling and recommended him to seek proper briefings from Cabinet in future.
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Gwede Mantashe: 1 – Thulani Serero: 0

Some social media users say it’s disrespectful to compare the brilliant Mantashe to Serero.
War of Bible scriptures between Mkhwebane and Twitter
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War of Bible scriptures between Mkhwebane and Twitter

South Africa is truly a Bible-reading nation, and the public protector knows that now.
Are you witches? Mbalula asks SAfm after inaccurate tweet
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Are you witches? Mbalula asks SAfm after inaccurate tweet

The police minister is not impressed with the radio station’s misrepresentation of his crime statistics.
WATCH: Ndlozi’s ruthless comment leaves House chair speechless
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WATCH: Ndlozi’s ruthless comment leaves House chair speechless

There seems to be no end in sight for the people’s bae’s ruthlessness in parliament.
WATCH: How social media unpacked this video of Niehaus and Van Rooyen dancing
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WATCH: How social media unpacked this video of Niehaus and Van Rooyen dancing

Niehaus is dancing ‘like a cat on a hot tin roof’, said one, while another added it was as if his ‘start button’ was pressed too late.
PICS: Africans on Twitter post photos of govt officials in ‘questionable’ outfits
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PICS: Africans on Twitter post photos of govt officials in ‘questionable’ outfits

Our very own police and finance ministers have made the cut, though Mbalula says people are just jealous of him.
Sies! says Malema after Nzimande ‘declares war’, only to ‘belittle’ himself
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Sies! says Malema after Nzimande ‘declares war’, only to ‘belittle’ himself

Many followers of the EFF leader on Twitter seemed to agree that Nzimande’s demand to be reinstated was perhaps motivated by him missing the perks of the ministerial handbook.
WATCH: ‘Idols winners’ leaked
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WATCH: ‘Idols winners’ leaked

It definitely was a cut-throat competition on Twitter when it came to finding a top 3.
Kaya FM hosts didn’t cause you damage, complaints commission tells ‘mindset coach’
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Kaya FM hosts didn’t cause you damage, complaints commission tells ‘mindset coach’

The panel found out that the duo merely took pot shots at motivational speakers, and therefore Mofokeng had no basis on which to complain.
Nkoana-Mashabane caught sleeping in parliament again
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Nkoana-Mashabane caught sleeping in parliament again

Minister of International Relations Maite Nkoana-Mashabane was on Thursday caught dozing off in parliament.
#TBT: Watch Zuma, puzzled by Nkandla outrage, lament, ‘thixo wase George Koch!’
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#TBT: Watch Zuma, puzzled by Nkandla outrage, lament, ‘thixo wase George Koch!’

In 2015, Zuma told opposition MPs to stop spoiling his Q&A sessions with Nkandla, and took exception to being labelled a ‘broken man’.
Women travel for plastic surgery, detained on return for mismatching passport pics
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Women travel for plastic surgery, detained on return for mismatching passport pics

When they arrived at the airport, their new faces were nothing like the passport photos they flew out with.

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