Eish! 14.4.2018 10:32 am

Julius Malema ends up next to Bathabile Dlamini at Winnie’s funeral

Whoever was in charge of seating arrangements is either uninformed about recent insults, or they’re a sadist.

We don't know who plans these things, but South Africa was agog on Saturday morning at the sight of EFF leader Julius Malema being seated next to ANC Women's League president Bathabile Dlamini at Orlando Stadium for the funeral service of Winnie Madikizela-Mandela.

Julius Malema ends up next to Bathabile Dlamini at Winnie’s funeral
Julius Malema ends up next to Bathabile Dlamini at Winnie’s funeral

Julius Malema ends up next to Bathabile Dlamini at Winnie’s funeral

Whoever was in charge of seating arrangements is either uninformed about recent insults, or they’re a sadist.

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