10 cheesy lines to use on your date with a vegetarian

IT’S Vegetarian Day today and the perfect opportunity to get your health feelers out there! It tends to get a bit awks especially if you are not aware that your smoking hot date is a ‘veggie’ so here are some cool  lines to break the ice after you’ve ordered that rump steak.

• ‘Oh dear I love you.
  But if you’ll beetroot to me,
  I’ll beetroot to you.’

• Why did the tomato blush?
  – Because he saw the salad, dressing.

• What did the lettuce say to the celery?
  – Are you stalking me?

• Why did the tomato go out with a prune?
  – Because he couldn’t find a date!

• What did one vegetarian spy say to the other vegetarian spy?
  – We have to stop meating like this.

• Why do people kill animals?
  – Fur convenience steak.

• What do you call a vegetarian who goes back to eating meat?
  – Someone who lost his/her veg-inity!

• Why did the tofu cross the road?
  – To prove he wasn’t chicken.

• Boy if you were a vegetable you’d be a cute-cumber

• You looking at me is making me turn as red as that roasted beet salad