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You know you’re in Zululand when…
• You not only have to share the road with other motorists but also cows, beggars and people pushing shopping trolleys.
• At a green light you have to wait for the customary three cars flying across through the red light
before you can go.
• You are genuinely and pleasantly surprised to find your car parked where you left it.
• Some parts of town are inaccessible because of road works – for up to 10 years at a time.
• You discover a new speed hump every day.
• Traffic lights only work on weekends when scrap metal dealers are closed.
• Your SUV has a much better chance of going on a trip to Mozambique than you do.
• When the guy who has just parked in the disabled parking bay gets out of his car and runs for the cool, air-conditioned mall.
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