Here are a few fun ways to ensure that you, as the middle child, stand out to your parents.
- Start a mud fight with your siblings. Just as the fight is about to begin, disappear. This way, you’ll be the only squeaky clean one and your siblings will get all the blame.
- Make yourself a sign that says ‘I’m the middle child. I’m the only one my parents planned’, and wear it all day. Better yet, get a T-shirt printed and wear it every year!
- Get the family car repainted with an image of your beautiful face.
- Paint your room a rebellious colour and play heavy metal music – all day, every day.
- Get your hair cut into a mullet. You could totally pull it off and, who knows, you may bring the trend back – then everyone will notice you!
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She needs her space apparently. #middlechild pic.twitter.com/SqbcpMUkmr
— L U C E T T E (@lucettesings) August 10, 2015
When your mom makes special plans with you thinking you are your sister #middlechild #leftout
— Jamie Hornbaker (@Lil_Kansas_Mama) August 6, 2015
Accurate for me. #Middlechild pic.twitter.com/BxmAOmNOFs
— ???? its.ah.Brownie ???? (@GirlJai_) August 5, 2015
Momma Hemsworth, you have some explaining to do. #whathappened #middlechild #adopted pic.twitter.com/uXc8Ed2Gjy
— ✨✨✨ (@DopeEller) August 1, 2015
It's a hard life #middlechild #drunkeveryday pic.twitter.com/sNnOFZ89Nx
— Kerrie (@Kezza_Annie) July 31, 2015
#MiddleChild #Fail pic.twitter.com/o8RRJwbTBN
— Capcy.com (@CapcyCom) July 29, 2015
Please note that this article is meant to be light-hearted.
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