5 funny New Year’s resolutions
JOBURG - The new year has finally arrived and thus it is time to see what the funniest New Year's resolutions for this year are.
We’re all so tired of the generic New Year’s resolutions such as losing weight, stopping smoking being a better version of oneself. These resolutions are usually broken within the first week of the new year.
It’s time to check out the more interesting, amusing and outrageous New Year’s Resolutions for the new year.
If it’s money you’re hoping for this year, trade the usual “This year I will work hard to make more money” for:
Alex Watt @AlexanderWatt tweeted, “New Year’s Resolution: eat a magnet so coins fly to me.”
https://twitter.com/AlexanderWatt/status/550393738548506625
When the frustration of getting back into work mode sets in, your New Year’s resolution may be broken very soon much like:
kyle? @kylesingerrr tweeted, “My New Year’s resolution is not to kill anyone, but I’m probably gonna break that resolution today.” https://twitter.com/kylesingerrr/status/552067997658255360
When lending stationery to others, you’ll probably never see it again, so your resolution could be:
Emily @emilymarshoo tweeted, “New Year’s resolution is for my stationary not to get @&!# stolen from college.”
https://twitter.com/emilymarshoo/status/552072323185250305
The new year doesn’t always bring new found patience.
@liamplusmalik tweeted, “My new year’s resolution is to laugh sarcastically at every offensive joke I hear and if they don’t stop being ignorant… I punch them.”
https://twitter.com/liamplusmalik/status/552073319696977920
This year you’re probably not the only person who’s sick and takes off from school, college or work.
Morgannnn1003 @Morganjade547 tweeted, “I thought not returning to school was a great New Year’s resolution, but my mom thought differently.”
I thought not returning to school was a great New Years Resolution, but my mom thought differently.
— Morgannn Rayyy (@MorganRayy1106) January 5, 2015
