Here are a few short jokes to start your Friday morning off:
- Why don’t oysters donate to charity? Because they’re shellfish
- Why did the scarecrow get promoted? Because he was outstanding in his field
- I want a job cleaning mirrors. It’s something I can really see myself doing
- Did you hear about the mediocre restaurant on the moon? It has great food but no atmosphere
- What’s the difference between an alligator and a crocodile? One you’ll see later, the other you’ll see in a while
Your weather forecast for today:
A minimum of 11°C and a maximum of 26°C
Sunny and pleasant
Sunrise: 6:05 AM
Sunset: 6:33 PM
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