Why did the skeleton go to the party alone? He had no body to go with him.
No matter how lame you may consider a joke to be, it is often hilarious by another and could be exactly what they need to brighten their day.
Whether it is an old “Knock Knock” joke you invented, National Tell an Old Joke Day is all about sharing your favourite jokes.
Here are a few funny one’s you may have heard of:
• What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear
• Two antennas got married, the ceremony was okay but the reception was great.
• Why can’t an idiot dial 911? He can’t find the 11 on the phone.
• When a man opens the car door for his wife, you can be sure of one thing. Either the car is new or his wife is.
Have you got an old joke you tirelessly heard from a family member at regular gatherings?
Share them with us and spread the laughter.
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