Some might regard Father’s Day as just another commercial trap to part them and their money, but if you decide to celebrate the day do not insult your father with the following gifts.
1. Personal hygiene products.
Dad probably do not want to be reminded that due to age he has more hair growing out of his nose than on his head so ditch the nose clipper. Instead get him a case of imported beers, expensive Cognac or a good single malt whiskey that will reflect how his taste has matured with his age.
2. Gifts you received that you d not want or that you got yourself and regret.
Chances are your dad will not like it either. Instead get him something you both have in common and enjoy like tickets to the next Bulls game at Loftus.
3. Lame car accessories.
Is your dad a wannabe gangster who wears his jeans below his butt? Chances are he will not appreciate those ‘funky’ seat covers in neon that proclaims ‘Pimp my Ride’. Instead hire him a ride in his favourite sports car.
4. Any clever item from the flea market like the famous ‘Singing Trout’.
Instead take him fishing for the day. The memory will last longer and the embarrassment factor is zero.
5. Useless gadgets.
Infomercials advertise hundreds of ‘can not live without it’ gadgets everyday but once purchased you will often find that are cheaply made and not that useful. Instead spend some more and get him a really useful product that will last like a Leatherman utility tool.
6. A braai apron.
Will you wear it when your friends come around for beers a braai and the game? No, and neither will he. Instead braai for him with his favourite steak cuts and all his favourite trimmings. One day of the year we can forget about cholesterol.
7. “Worlds Best Dad” paraphernalia.
Mugs, t-shirts, ties or anything that bears this vomit inducing slogan is a big no-no if you really love your dad. Rather get him that cd, book or tv series which he loves but do not have in his collection.
8. Novelty clothing.
Ridiculous ties, golf shirts or belt buckles are definitely out of the question. Instead get him a traditional combo shirt and tie that is timeless and made by a a respected and revered label.
