10 reasons why you shouldn’t braai

Don’t braai because:

It’s a schlepp to make the fire and to get the coals just right

The smoke gets in your eyes

It’s hot and you perspire

It attracts flies

Mosquito bites

If you spoil the meat you lose face

You can get shot without the fire and the tongs

Your hands get dirty

Who’s going to clean the braai?

You’re a vegetarian

But we know you love to braai, in spite of all the obstacles you may face. So get out the meat and the drinks and fire up that braai!