Stikeez: EVIL or NOT?

PARENTS BEWARE: #STICKEEZ ARE A DEMONIC PLOT TO STEAL OUR CHILDREN FOR SATAN!!!

POLOKWANE – The Pick n Pay Stickeez have taken South Africa by storm. They are not only fun for the young ones, but can be enjoyed by the whole family.

However, some people think these little toys are not harmless fun.

 

via South Africans Against Dagga and Satan on Facebook

 

PARENTS BEWARE: #STICKEEZ ARE A DEMONISTIC PLOT TO STEAL OUR CHILDREN FOR SATAN!!!

Recently, we have been receiving reports regarding small toys, given to children by tellers at an ubiquitous South African supermarket.

We decided to investigate.

“These things are disgusting!” So says a renowned demonisticologist we approached, who prefers to stay anonymous due to his reasonable fear of the all-powerful Pick n Pay management.

“These ‘Stickeez’ are clearly miniature demons,” he continues. “There can be absolutely no doubt these are not harmless toys but satanistic fetishes, designed to soften up our children for subsequent satanic penetration.”

Why is Pick n Pay trying to get our children involved in the occult? Are they also behind the recent emergence of the Mozambican demon game “Charlie Charlie” in our schools? The answers to these #important questions remain unclear.

One thing is definitely NOT unclear, however:

GIVING YOUR CHILD EVEN ONE STICKEEZ IS EQUIVALENT TO SACRIFICING HIM TO SATAN OVER AND OVER AGAIN!!!

#FACT

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