Break the ice with a few of these jokes

POLOKWANE – It is the festive season and that means your post box and your inbox are full of party, wedding and dinner invitations. But every time you get one such invite, you always dread having to make small talk. Well, how about you break the ice with a few jokes?

Here are a few ice breakers

What is Bruce Lee’s favorite drink? Wataaaaah!

What did Jay-Z call his girlfriend before they got married? Feyoncé.

Why can’t a bike stand on its own? It’s two tired.

You want to hear a pizza joke? Never mind, it’s pretty cheesy.

What do you call a lady with no legs? Noleen

What do you call a man holding a spade? Doug

What do you call a man without a spade? Douglas

If you really want to get them to laugh…

A bus full of housewives going on a picnic fell into a river and they all died. Each husband cried for a week, one husband continued for more than two weeks.
Asked why he missed his wife so much, he replied: no, my wife missed the bus.

In heaven, God told all husbands and wives to gather for a meeting. He told the men to stand in two queues. Those who are controlled by their wives and those who control their wives.
Only one man stood in the second queue.
God said: “so you control your wife?”
Man: “are you crazy, my wife told me to stand here.”

A Chinese man married an African woman and had a child.
Two months later, the child passed away. At the funeral home, the African woman kept sobbing and saying: “I knew it, I knew it.”
A family member pulled her aside and asked: “what did you know?”
She replied: “that Chinese products do not last long.”