Here are a few jokes to start your Friday morning off:
- Q: Can a kangaroo jump higher than the Empire State Building?
A: Of course. The Empire State Building can’t jump. - Q: Why couldn’t the leopard play hide and seek?
A: Because he was always spotted. - Q: Why did the can crusher quit his job?
A: Because it was soda pressing. - If you ever get cold, just stand in the corner of a room for a while. They’re normally around 90 degrees.
- Whoever invented knock knock jokes should get a no bell prize.
Your weather forecast for today:
A minimum of 6°C and a maximum of 19°C
Plenty of sunshine
Sunrise: 6:55 AM
Sunset: 5:32 PM
*Weather update by AccuWeather
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