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Good morning!

Here are a few jokes to start your Friday morning off:

  • Q: Can a kangaroo jump higher than the Empire State Building?
    A: Of course. The Empire State Building can’t jump.
  • Q: Why couldn’t the leopard play hide and seek?
    A: Because he was always spotted.
  • Q: Why did the can crusher quit his job?
    A: Because it was soda pressing.
  • If you ever get cold, just stand in the corner of a room for a while. They’re normally around 90 degrees.
  • Whoever invented knock knock jokes should get a no bell prize.

Your weather forecast for today:

A minimum of 6°C and a maximum of 19°C

Plenty of sunshine

Sunrise: 6:55 AM

Sunset: 5:32 PM

 

*Weather update by AccuWeather

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