Here are a few short jokes to start your Friday morning off:
- Q: Why couldn’t the leopard play hide and seek?
A: Because he was always spotted. - A 3-year-old boy sits near a pregnant woman.
Boy: Why do you look so fat?
Pregnant woman: I have a baby inside me.
Boy: Is it a good baby?
Pregnant woman: Yes, it is a very good baby.
Boy: Then why did you eat it?! - A: I have the perfect son.
B: Does he smoke?
A: No, he doesn’t.
B: Does he drink whiskey?
A: No, he doesn’t.
B: Does he ever come home late?
A: No, he doesn’t.
B: I guess you really do have the perfect son. How old is he?
A: He will be six months old next Wednesday - Q: What did the green grape say to the purple grape?
A: “Breathe, stupid!” - A man went to his lawyer and told him, “My neighbour owes me $500 and he won’t pay up. What should I do?” “Do you have any proof he owes you the money?” asked the lawyer. “Nope,” replied the man. “OK, then write him a letter asking him for the $5,000 he owed you,” said the lawyer. “But it’s only $500,” replied the man. “Precisely. That’s what he will reply and then you’ll have your proof!”
Your weather forecast for today:
A minimum of 15°C and a maximum of 26°C
Intervals of clouds and sun
Sunrise: 6:08 AM
Sunset: 6:26 PM
Weather update by AccuWeather
