Here are a few short jokes to start your Friday morning off:
- Yesterday I saw a guy spill all his Scrabble letters on the road. I asked him, “What’s the word on the street?”
- A bear walks into a bar and says, “Give me a whiskey… and a cola.”
“Why the big pause?” asks the bartender. The bear shrugged. “I’m not sure. I was born with them.” - Why can’t you explain puns to kleptomaniacs?
They always take things literally. - A man tells his doctor, “Doc, help me. I’m addicted to Twitter!”
The doctor replies, “Sorry, I don’t follow you…” - What did the left eye say to the right eye?
Between you and me, something smells
Your weather forecast for today:
A minimum of 16°C and a maximum of 29°C
Mostly sunny and pleasant
Sunrise: 5:42 AM
Sunset: 7:01 PM
Weather update by AccuWeather
