Our parliament desperately needs a make-over. The atmosphere is far too tense, with members apprehensive about how their policies, ideas and actions are going to be received by the opposition.
This leads to defensiveness, and in some cases lately, to physical abuse. It’s time for a mood changer, one that will create a relaxed air in the otherwise stuffy precinct. A good joke.
Before a minister gets into serious issues, he must kick off with a funny. Like the Minister of Finance. He asks, “What is the definition of an accountant?” The house shouts, “What?” He replies, “Someone who solves a problem you didn’t know you had in a way you don’t understand”.
The laughter clears the air for him to wade into important financial matters. And I bet the audience will be more attentive, hoping for another joke.
The Minister of Defence probably has a tankful of jokes. He decides on this one. During training exercises, the lieutenant who was driving down a muddy back road encountered another car stuck in the mud with a red-faced colonel at the wheel. “Your car stuck, sir?” asked the lieutenant as he pulled alongside. “Nope,” replied the colonel, coming over and handing him the keys. “Yours is.” Even Juju will catch this one. Or will he? Doesn’t matter, he’ll be forced to laugh with the others.
Environmentalists, or greenies, give the minister of that portfolio a field day. Like, “Why did the American Greenpeace activist throw out all his spray cans?” “Because they were a bunch of aerosols”. Even Naledi Pandor, former environmental minister, would’ve enjoyed this one.
The Health Minister has much on his plate, but it would do no harm if he introduces his speech with a doctor joke. “The doctor said he would have me on my feet in a few weeks”. “Did he?” “Yes, I had to sell the car to pay the bill”. During the laugher he turns to the Speaker and says, “After all, Madam, laughter is the best medicine”. More laughter.
Imagine what the Minister of Sport would come up with. Pity Fikile Mabula is no longer the sporty man.
An atmosphere thus created would make even eNCA live broadcasts less sombre – and put viewers and the nation at large in better moods.
Goodness knows, we need it.
