Here are a few short jokes to start your Friday morning off:
- What do you call a bee that can’t make up its mind? A maybe
- A police officer just knocked on my door and told me my dogs are chasing people on bikes. That’s ridiculous. My dogs don’t even own bikes
- A boy asks his father, “Dad, are bugs good to eat?” “That’s disgusting. Don’t talk about things like that over dinner,” the dad replies. After dinner the father asks, “Now, son, what did you want to ask me?” “Oh, nothing,” the boy says. “There was a bug in your soup, but now it’s gone.”
- Q: Why did Adele cross the road?
A: To sing, “Hello from the other side!” - Q: Can February march?
A: No, but April may.
Your weather forecast for today:
A minimum of 17°C and a maximum of 25°C
Rather cloudy with a shower or thunderstorm around in the afternoon
Sunrise: 5:47 AM
Sunset: 6:57 PM
Weather update by AccuWeather
