MUST READ: Top 10 weird book titles
And you thought 50 Shades of Grey was bad...
Does the title make the book?
If you answered yes, would book names such as Reusing Old Graves or The Moose with Loose Poops catch your eye?
Are these a good gimmick or just plain strange?
Read our list of the top 10 weirdest book titles and decide for yourself:
Bombproof Your Horse
This book is actually a guide on how to stop your (law enforcement) mount spooking, but the title doesn’t make that immediately apparent. The sequel name is even better.
Why Do Men Have Nipples?
I’m sure this question is important to someone. This book features medical responses to some of the best drunken ponderings from modern man…
Castration: The Advantages and Disadvantages
Containing medical data from castration subjects, this book promotes castration in pursuit of increased life expectancy and a healthier existence – at one cost.
Come On Shore and We Will Kill and Eat You All: A New Zealand Story
Cannibalism, murder, horror? Nope, this is actually a memoir of Christina Thompson and her romantic journey to marriage to a Maori man.
Reusing Old Graves
According to the Internet, this book carries results of a University of Nottingham survey, into public opinion on reuse of graves. If you need insight on death-related topics, this one’s for you.
The Moose with Loose Poops
Uhm, what? Unusual title indeed, but this children’s book actually comes highly recommended, with many parents using the story of tummy-troubled Miles to help their children better understand.
How to Avoid Huge Ships
Large sea vessels got you down? Heading for a mid-ocean collision? Not to fear! Seriously though, this book has many hilarious reviews which are well worth the read.
Living With Crazy Buttocks
This isn’t an anthology of insane derrieres, but rather a composition of humourous essays by Kaz Cooke. It was also the winner of the 2002 Bookseller/Diagram Prize for Oddest Title of the Year.
How to Poo on a Date: The Lovers’ Guide to Toilet Etiquette
I’m sure this will come in handy at some point. Far from a guide to the act itself, this book uses text and diagrams to help you through many potentially embarrassing situations, when on the dating trail.
How Green Were the Nazis?
You can be forgiven for not realising just how eco-conscious the Nazi regime was. Let this book enlighten you then, on the subtle conservationist agendas of the Third Reich.
