JUST FOR FUN: How to break up in 6 easy steps
Has the time come to end your relationship with your boyfriend or girlfriend? Try one of these tips...
Are you in relationship that seems doomed to fail, and want out?
Do you have no idea how to call it quits?
Here are six imaginative ways to break up with your so-called ‘better half’, with minimal effort:
1. Ignore all calls for a week
Yes, this seems rather cowardly but here is the twist: after a week, answer the phone and say you were sleeping. Your boyfriend/girlfriend should get the hint.
2. Ask them if they want to see a magic trick?
Whether they say yes or no, say “Poof, you are single!” Then run away screaming “I am a wizard!”
3. Order a pizza and leave a break up note inside
Wait, what? This might sound really unusual, but pizza is like happiness in a box and will make the break up easier for your soon-to-be ex.
4. Send your boyfriend/girlfriend on a treasure hunt
Send your partner on a treasure hunt that will keep them out the house all day. The treasure will be a note explaining how the relationship is now over.
But why this route?
Simple. Who has ever been sad doing a treasure hunt?
5. Start repeating everything he or she says in a high-pitched girly voice
This will prove to be highly annoying and your partner will eventually dump you. Bonus: that way you aren’t the bad one….
6. Put an ad in the local newspaper
Every newspaper has a classifieds section, so buy a small advert saying your relationship is now over. However, be warned, this might make your ex slightly homicidal.
