Custom made toilet paper
Hmm how thoughtful and you wonder why your relationships so …..?
Shaped candles
A candle for V-Day isn’t exactly the most novel gift in the world, but don’t over-do it by buying a unique, yet incredibly creepy one. Just stick to what you know. Scented might work.
Electrical appliances for the kitchen
Hot Stuff…. nice but not for Valentines Day – the aim is to spoil not domesticate
Plants
Could not get her roses so buy a plant instead? Nope, not going to always work.
An Alarm Clock
Is your significant other always late? Even so do not buy him or her an alarm clock for Valentines Day.
Gag Gifts
Gag gifts are great gifts for the right occasion, Valentine’s Day would not be the occasion, however. Hold the urge to gift a whoopee cushion this holiday and save yourself the trouble.
Socks
Hmm, winter might be around the corner but Valentines Day is not the day to be stocking up on winter woolies.
Diet Pills
While she might know she needs to loose a few extra kilograms do not make it known in this way.
Gym Membership
Practical but painful do not hint another person is fat or in desperate need of toning.
Artificial Roses
The real deal is sometimes better.
