Safe haven for kudu at Lasec

Ladysmith Secondary School (Lasec) has had a new addition since a kudu made its way onto the school grounds on Friday. 

Lasec proved to be a safe haven of sorts for the kudu, as outsiders wanted to claim it as their own – many of them wanted to shoot it. 
School principal Mr Govender and his ground workers made sure the placid animal had a pleasant stay at the school by giving it water to drink and making sure no harm came to it. 

Mr Govender then made it his duty to find the owner, which he did on Monday. The owner was found to be Mr Jabu Camphor of Platrand Lodge. He was called in, together with his team of workers, to catch the kudu and take it back to his farm. The kudu was captured in a matter of minutes and loaded unharmed onto the back of a van. 

The kudu is now safely back on Mr Camphor’s farm, wandering around in peace with not a care in the world. 
The question is: What would the kudu say if it was asked about the brief education it received at Lasec?