Ten best quotes by the late Joan Rivers

Joan Rivers was never one to hold her thoughts or spare a joke.

As the world mourns the 81-year-old comedian’s death, here are 10 of her most famous witty quotes to remember her by:

“I have flabby thighs, but fortunately my stomach covers them.”

“I was smart enough to go through any door that opened.”

“My routines come out of total unhappiness. My audiences are my group therapy.”

“The ideal beauty is a fugitive which is never found.”

“I enjoy life when things are happening. I don’t care if it’s good things or bad things. That means you’re alive. Things are happening.”

“Life is very tough. If you don’t laugh, it’s tough.”

“I’ve had so much plastic surgery, when I die they will donate my body to Tupperware.”

“I think anyone who’s perfectly happy isn’t particularly funny.”

“Anyone that says looks don’t count is lying. Of course they do. Even babies go to the attractive face. It’s the way humans work.”

“Yesterday is history, tomorrow is a mystery, today is God’s gift, that’s why we call it the present.”