Through the grapevine
Ever heard of someone asking to be seated in VIP at a free event? Hahahahaha! There’s definitely never a dull moment around here.
Anyway, there isn’t much that has been going on lately; however Zwelo Masilela’s wedding seems to be the talk of the town. We heard through the grapevine that there will be a fake garment scanner at the venue and we couldn’t help but laugh at the fact that comrades will be exposed.
It’s funny how these expensive brands are worn yet people cannot even pronounce the names. But I’m sure it’s not true about the scanner, however, it does not mean we’re encouraging you to resort to Marabastad to buy fake Gucci and Louis Vuitton outfits. Not everyone can fake it till they make it because most of you are too forward and forget that attitude and over confidence have a negative influence in one’s life.
You know deep down in your soul that the friction and pressure in those fake LV loafers are the reasons for your corns but you still yap about how others have no sense of style. You will not be named, only this once though.
Oops, before we forget, the ladies’ bathrooms in some chilling spots at night are totally disgusting. There’s a sign that reads, If you sprinkle when you tinkle please be a sweetie and wipe the seatie. Please bo-girl, consider others in this instance.
May the force be with you!
