This dude decided to ask how much he should pay to feature in the paper. TJerrrrrrr! The audacity to even ask about moolah bro! We don’t know who you have been talking to, where and why, but you are completely mistaken my brother.
We would suggest that before throwing those badly written press statements to media houses, get a PR practitioner who can actually construct proper sentences, and do leave bombastic words to politicians asseblief. It is even worse when you barely know what the words you are using mean.
We’re paid enough and no, we do not take bribes for your information. Please do go and tell your friends as well that we don’t just write about anything or anyone. At least we got to school you this week so you don’t repeat the same error in future.
The news of the death of Zweli Reginald Hlatshwayo last week was sad to say the least. What surprised us were the reactions of ama comrade.
Anyway, he’s departed this harsh and cruel world we live in but he will be missed by many, of course not all of you, especially the two-faced ones. You know who you are, no need to raise your hands.
Ey but thunder will strike some of you for all the lies and deceitful lives you live. Anyway, we only hope and pray everyone survives these severe thunderstorms.
May the force be with you!
