Through the grapevine

What an eventful and interesting year it has been! From the Sopa outfits to abo babes bama what what… Haai people were touched.
Moving right along, as we usher in 2017 let us forgive and forget. Yes, no, maybe? Well either way, we will still be here.
So, the open mic session was lit last Wednesday with Justice Reshen Nkala. Some people’s children are talented yazi. Justice is the one shem! He can sing just about anything. Oh and Lungile Mhango looks so adorable. We love your humility. Some of your stuck-up colleagues could learn a thing or two from you yazi. Vele!
In future, do not use social media to fight your battles tuu. If you can insult someone via a post, why not do it in person? Haai phansi ngama cowards. You know who you are, but you can still put your hand up.
The Mpumalanga Gospel Awards were a success despite a few punctuality glitches. Nonetheless, we had a blessed evening. Some people’s dress codes bandla. Many were dressed to impress, unfortunately we can’t say the same for others. Gugu Rush! gospel awards and that top? No offence but it was a bit distracting, especially for the elders. Word of advice, next time try and cover up! Ungakwati ne girl.
Haai kabi mara, we still want to know ukuthi what a spokesperson does grand grand. Most of these people are scarce to the point where you even get tempted to post on their Facebook timelines ngoba that’s where they are easily accessible. Awu ngeke sbali, niyadlala nge job yenu yazi.

Heads up to the premier’s spokesperson, Zibonele Mncwango. Bhuti, sibonga ukuthemmbeka kwakho as well as your cooperation. Even though you are difficult at times when it comes to protocol, you still treat others with respect.
Shine, Rise FM, shine! Glad to see your employees looking all proper with smiles on their faces. Keep on rocking the airwaves. On that note, where is Thebigzill?
Lastly, we would like to wish you all a joyous Christmas filled with love, and a prosperous 2017. Remember to party hard but smart. Till next year!