Five signs that someone at work might be a serial killer

Here are some signs to look out for:

1. He or she constantly comes into the office at odd times, usually when the sun is out, saying, “I was in the neighbourhood, so I thought I’d come in and get some work done.”

2. They usually compliment their fellow employees on their internal organs saying things like, “Someone just got back from the bathroom, do I smell a healthy bladder?” or “Wow! You have a very good pair of lungs.”

3. He or she comes in with blood stains on their collar or shirt with an outlandish explanation such as, “I recently joined this club, but the first rule is I’m not allowed to talk about it.”

4. Insists on following you home when you’re working late even though it’s completely out of their way saying, “Even though I live in Randburg, I would be more than willing to follow you to Germiston, just to make sure you get home safely.”

5. And finally, talks about recent murder arrests and gives their own fool-proof plan on escaping arrest saying, “I wouldn’t have buried the body, but rather have driven to the Free State and done all my work there.”

So if you might have someone in the office who acts like this, keep your ear to the ground and stay vigilant.

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