On a lighter note: ‘Is giving birth more painful than getting kicked in the family jewels?’
Men can be surprisingly deep thinkers if the topic warrants it.
A MAN mowed his lawn one day and after doing so, sat down and had a cold beer. The day was really quite beautiful, and the drink facilitated some deep thinking.
His wife walked by and asked him what he was doing. He said: “Nothing.”
The reason he said ‘nothing’, instead of saying ‘just thinking’ was because she then would have asked ‘about what?’
At that point, he would have had to explain that men are deep thinkers about various topics, which would lead to other questions.
Finally, he pondered an age old question. “Is giving birth more painful than getting kicked in the family jewels?”
Women always maintain that giving birth is way more painful than a guy getting kicked in the family jewels.
But how could they know?
Well, after another beer and some more heavy deductive thinking, he come up with an answer to that question.
Getting kicked in the family jewels is more painful than having a baby and, even though he obviously couldn’t really know, here is the reason for his conclusion.
A year or so after giving birth, a woman will often say: “It might be nice to have another child.”
He has now rested his case, had another beer, and taken a nap.
Article regards of South Coast Herald.
