– Opinion –
So while we have been in lockdown, it appears I have completed the Comrades Marathon. Okay so it has taken me four weeks and some chance to do it, but who’s counting anyway.
My version is quite impressive as it has both a down-run and an up-run in one race: The down-run is the route from the driveway past the washing line (which can include having to dodge said washing if I stupidly hang it before my exercise routine) and then down the back of the house and around the pool. The up-run is just the opposite way! The funny thing is that it seems harder to get around the narrow part of the pool next to the Yukka tree on an up-run and I have nearly fallen in twice.
I somehow even managed to inspire HP (Husband Person) to start walking as well, which gets a bit tricky at times as we have bottle necks around the narrow alley at the back of the house when he is gently ambling and I am trying to do my version of running fast, and can’t pass him!
I also don’t have any water stops on my route but I do have weed stops. No, no – not that kind of weed (although if the alcohol runs out it might not be a bad idea) – I am talking about the weeds that HP pulls out on his morning stroll and then leaves scattered around for “someone else” to pick up! But I am happy to be that “someone else” as it involves extra additions to my workout routine – some stretches when I bend down to pick up the nasty little creatures and an arm workout when I open the dustbin on my next lap round. What is with these darn weeds during lockdown anyway – they are like some evil aliens that plan on taking over the earth, starting with my very own garden! They are so bad HP has taken to walking armed with a bottle of weed spray on some days.
Sometimes he also walks with the Poopa Scoop to pick up the many, many mountains that the Chocolate Logs seem to insist on depositing at various points of our Comrades route. Dodging them is quite an art I tell you, but so far it’s still Mom: 0; Chocolate Logs: 0.
My Fitbit (aka my 20 macaroni lap counter) is also working very well – although HP thought it really funny to throw in three extra pieces of macaroni to confuse me. Fortunately I speak blonde fluently and count my pieces throughout my laps (probably also because it also gives me a few seconds to catch some much needed breath so that I don’t sound like I am about to have a heart attack!)
So now I have two questions: How easy is it to plant weed and can anyone tell me where I can go to collect my Comrades medal?
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