Hashtag the Goat is making paper

Never before has one goat done so much for so many.

He is a living testament to all goatkind, a goat who stands alone, who bravely goats where no goat has goated before, and who roams far beyond the hilly scrubland of his birth to ask one ever-pressing question: What on earth is wrong with the humans? Surely they can’t all be this dumb?