Virgo (24 August – 22 September)
Ever feel like your date should be wearing a flea collar? Time to Look Around if you want to find someone who can survive a Virgo, or at least keep up for a while (just before he/she drops with exhaustion). You may be surprised to find that that ole friendsy-wiendsy could end up being a whole lot more. Open your mind (fat chance!) and your heart to possibilities you’ve never dreamt of.
Libra (23 September – 22 October)
“I intend to live forever or die trying.” Yes Libra, we know! Nobody can get rid of you no matter how hard they try. So, instead of annoying the entire planet with your schemes for perfection at every turn, look inside yourself and find what is really your quest. Perhaps you’re looking for a partner who can tolerate your foibles. (Look hard, this is TRULY a quest). Rather him/her than me…
Scorpio (23 October – 21 November)
It’s okay to let your mind go blank, but please, turn off the sound… There’s something you are fighting against in your mind that is bringing you to a full stop when it comes to moving ON. Once you have identified what it is, give it some thought and then attack it with a sharp instrument if you want to survive this. You could discuss this with someone close, like a partner. Try. Hard.
Sagittarius (22 November – 21 December)
A good frame of mind, Sag – but no picture! As this year draws to a close, you still have not decided what you actually want as far as relationships are concerned. You have so many ideas, but can’t seem to focus on one at a time. This can be just a tad confusing for the people around you; it either causes arguments or stony silence. If you need help with The Idea, ASK someone.
Capricorn (22 December – 19 January)
Life is a rotten job and the hours are a bitch. We know this, but no matter what, you have to persevere if you want to make any kind of headway concerning that tangled Lovelife of yours. Do you think (?) that eventually you will be able to Make Up Your Mind about what you want? The Universe is starting to look at you a little tiredly, and so is the object of your passion, real or imagined.
Aquarius (20 January – 18 February)
Genius has its limits, but not stupidity … You have some business projects to not only undertake, but FINISH, and FINISH in the best way possible. So, the sooner you get with it, the sooner you can float – again, mindlessly. Use what passes for brains with you and find the answers you have been searching for, even if you have to Listen to Other People. Hard for you, but not impossible.
Pisces (19 February – 20 March)
Never argue with a fish with teeth, for thou art crunchy and goest well with cheese … So calm down, flap your fins for a bit and get going towards that goal you’ve had in mind for a while (a looong while, snores the Universe). You can achieve amazing things if you stop fiddling with “scenarios”. The longer the scenarios, the longer you’re taking to actually get started. Get the mind in gear.
Aries (21 March – 19 April)
C:\COFFEE.POT missing: (A)bort (R)etry (F)all asleep? Get up and going A, there are a million things to do (as usual) and many of them are not just for you, but also for the benefit of other people. Just get the ENERGY back! Make lists! Work your way through them at a speed! There are piles of money to be made, if you would just apply yourself to that Coffee and get on with it FORTHWITH.
Taurus (20 April – 20 May)
Your clothes may be ugly, but they’re you, so get with it and make some progress concerning your self-image (stand well back as the mirror cracks…) and then get yourself back on the road, especially with career opportunities. Once you’ve actually hit on something, go for it, you can’t go wrong – selling is one of your strong points and your pleasant (?) personality suits sales perfectly.
Gemini (21 May – 20 June)
Let’s not see each other for a while. (Like, for the rest of our lives). Those two people who live and fight inside you constantly need to get on the same page if you want to make a success of what you are doing. You keep looking at The Two and seeing them as opponents, but they are NOT. They can be taught to work together. Do this before one of them starts considering weapons.
Cancer (21 June – 22 July)
At last! A new path opens up before you! You have rediscovered your incredible talent for making money, now the trick is to keep it up at all costs. Also, of course, don’t spend as fast as you make. (Lost hope). You are doing very well with younger people, develop it, could turn into something lucrative eventually. You and your partner? No comment at this time, I’m afraid.
Leo (23 July – 23 August)
“I’m a Leo. Leos don’t believe in this Astrology stuff!” Really? Well, time you did! You are neglecting a good friend who misses you tremendously and it’s time to make it right. Got that? THEN it’s time to start looking around for that love interest who nearly knocked him/herself out and you hardly noticed. (Too busy reading the Horoscope). Track him/her down again, WITHOUT the claws.
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