Leo (23 July – 22 August)
Know what we like about your looks? Nothing! Time to get yourself up and going again, no matter how feeble you have been feeling of late. There are all sorts of avenues opening up before you; the trick is to pick one and stick to it until you are as rich as you imagine yourself to be. Everyone will support you, (who knows why?), so the sooner you get started the better. Now is good.
Virgo (23 August – 22 September)
Can I have your picture? I want to scare my baby sister …You need to get away for a while to get yourself back on track Virgo, looks and all. You have allowed too much to slip lately and it’s affecting everything, including your job, at which you are usually very good. Get your scrambled brains together, especially if you want to acquire that special object you have been lusting after for so long.
Libra (23 September – 22 October)
If you don’t watch out Libra, you could end up spontaneously combusting! Could you calm down to the speed of light, just for a moment? We know that partner of yours is making you want to use sharp objects on his/her body parts, but maybe you haven’t heard of negotiation? Time to find a way to deal with his/her moods and to make it look like it was his/her own idea. Like now.
Scorpio (23 October – 21 November)
We refuse to have a battle of wits with an unarmed person! Instead, just turn your Listening Ear (?) towards the Universe for a change and take note of how to deal with that upcoming job offer that could put you into a tailspin. Think carefully about strategy, and then go out there, claws and tail slashing! If you can bring yourself to do it, try and take some advice from someone in the know.
Sagittarius (22 November – 21 December)
Have you ever considered a career as a crash dummy, Sag? You keep doing it! Time for negotiation with someone close to you on a difficult subject. If this involves the younger generation, even more reason to step carefully. Travel is strongly starred, so try getting away for a while if possible, may just clear some of those old, old cobwebs that appear to be glueing your brain cells together.
Capricorn (22 December – 19 January)
We heard you talked to your plants and they died of boredom. Not surprising, you just don’t seem to get it. If you want something to happen in your lovelife, you have to MAKE it happen. Take charge – you’re good at this when you choose to employ the famous horns. You want that special somebody? Go get him/her (unfortunate person)! What on earth is stopping you? Action! Action!
Aquarius (20 January – 18 February)
Your happiness is your partner’s priority! (Why??). You can be painful at times – just when your partner needs you the most, you seem to duck and run! Get your head straight! You need your partner as much as he/she needs you. Is this plain English to you, or would you prefer Russian, Czech, Chinese…?? You have a fabulous understanding nature when you feel like it. So FEEL like it!
Pisces (19 February – 20 March)
Where are your manners, Pisces? (I gave them the day off.) Stop nuking all and sundry and turn your (sometimes) IQ to making more of your job. There are huge opportunities awaiting, if you would just open the old fish-eyes to the possibilities. You are excellent at making money when you feel like it, so what’s stopping you? There are more people on your side than you think.
Aries (21 March – 19 April)
How many times do I have to tell you this? (Don’t stop now – you’re getting close to the record!). There is something you keep missing, and if you would just apply your excuse for brains, you’d come across it. It could make the world of difference to your job and bring in the kind of money you need to get back on top. A whole new path could open up before you if you use those tired “brains”.
Taurus (20 April – 20 May)
I’d go to the ends of the earth for you! (Yep, but would you stay there?) Stop allowing friends and family to take advantage of you, no matter how important it is to look good in their eyes. There are limits – find them, fast! Concentrate on yourself and your home right now, which could do with a revamp. This would not cost anything really, as long as you do it carefully. Get-on-with-it.
Gemini (21 May – 20 June)
Make a choice! (Gemini? Choose? What are we thinking?) You don’t always know who you are today, never mind next week and thereafter … However, its time to make a career choice that will not only benefit you, but your loved ones as well. Think you can bring yourself to do this and stick to your decision? If you do, you will be hugely surprised at how the Universe supports you. Try.
Cancer (21 June – 22 July)
Right now you’re as exciting as a comatose mortician, Cancer! We know you are one of the hardest-working signs in the Zodiac, but could you just take some time to spend, either with loved ones or by yourself to unscramble your brain? Nobody said you have to work yourself to death, you know. Money is flowing in steadily and will improve even more, but its no use to you if you’re – er- Not Here…
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