Leo (23 July – 22 August)
Being psychotic isn’t always what it’s cracked up to be, Leo! Take some time to think carefully (Leo? Careful?) about what you want to do about your job. There are several options open to you, it just depends on how fast you can add up money, the most important thing to you right now. (Actually, always…). Be awake to family problems that can be sorted out without teeth and claws.
Virgo (23 August – 22 September)
You’re about to become very busy learning something. Won’t THAT be novel? There’s a (well)-hidden skill that could be bringing in the bucks at a trot, if you would just apply yourself with enthusiasm. There is even someone lurking in the background who will be prepared to teach you what you need to know. What more could you ask for? Er – let’s see … Brains, maybe?
Libra (23 September – 22 October)
“I’m not in a hurry, I just want to get in front of you!” Yes Libra, we know how hard it is to step back and allow others to make their own decisions. So use the bit of brain you sometimes display and learn how to make others believe your ideas are actually theirs. Easy-Peasy! Especially ones that involve amounts of money that could cause huge arguments if you and partner don’t agree on this.
Scorpio (23 October – 21 November)
There are times, Scorp, that you have an IQ resembling that of a turnip. Get your act together where Love and Work are concerned, as, believe it or not, they go hand in hand! Something along the lines of “I’m allowed to stab you because I’m unhappy at work and it must be your fault!” (for some reason or other …) Time for changes in all aspects, especially a move of house if possible.
Sagittarius (22 November – 21 December)
Hello, fellow telepaths! You’re fine; how am I? Nobody can read your mind Sag, (luckily…) so how about you open your mouth and tell the people that matter where you are at, at the moment? Everybody’s hanging on your every word and yet, and yet, you are not coming up with what you have decided about money and job. There are people who deserve to know, believe it or not!
Capricorn (22 December – 19 January)
A nuclear war could ruin your whole day, Cap, so how about you calm down and use the few brains you have been blessed with? Go carefully in the famous Lovelife if you want to keep the peace (for now), but speak up about your needs. Then at least the Object of Your Desire has something to go on when it’s Decision Time. Make any sense? Then again, this IS Cap, I suppose …
Aquarius (20 January – 18 February)
This is the day for firm decisions! Or is it? You’re good at keeping secrets, but it eventually becomes slightly wearing on the nerves. By the time you decide that you’ve got something to say to that Loved One, he/she may have drifted off into the stratosphere in pure boredom. Work could do with a spot of attention too – you’re good at making money, so do it. Now would be good.
Pisces (19 February – 20 March)
“Be nice to me, I’m out of Valium.” We know P, but here you have to pull yourself together at a speed, as something is going to be expected of you at work that is going to take some brainpower (looost cause …) but you can fake it! You’ll come out looking good and money could improve because of it. What more could you ask for? A little greed can get you lots of stuff…
Aries (21 March – 19 April)
Give and you might receive. TAKE and be SURE of it! Putting away sharp objects is a good option when you take the world by storm, which should be shortly. Money ideas abound and nothing can stop you (nothing would dare to) so get on with it while you can. Listen to others’ ideas as well – everything can inspire you, one way or the other, no matter HOW fab you think you are.
Taurus (20 April – 20 May)
Build a better mousetrap, Taurus – catch better mice! Get to it if you want to improve your home and make it more viable for business operations. You may have had some ideas that could work if you use what passes for brains with you. You’re good with people (mostly), so draw in the horns and charm others as only you know how. Do you WANT money, T? What’s STOPPING you?
Gemini (21 May – 20 June)
Decisions, decisions … Story of your life, Gem. Lovelife needs a long, hard look – aren’t you falling down somewhere? Isn’t it time to think up something special for your partner? Can you handle all these questions? Try using both sides of the bit of brain you have, for a change. If you want the love thing to go on, do something fast, like maybe LISTEN to your partner? Possible?
Cancer (21 June – 22 July)
Veni, Vedi, Velcro – I came, I saw, I stuck around! Yes you have, Cancer, and its showing results – keep going. You may hear from someone you haven’t seen for a long time; it’s up to you how you want to handle this. Try and keep dangerous weapons locked up, and, in the opinion of the Universe, run like mad if you want to keep what passes for sanity with you. Why be nice if you don’t want to?
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