When it comes to the love of cheese, trying to argue against it is a slippery slope down a never ending torture chamber, it’s just not advisable. It’s Cheese Lovers Day and there’s a few things that only cheese lovers will understand.
The love for cheese goes deeper than the love of most food groups
When you were younger you couldn’t get enough of cheese so you have a lot of time to make up for
So it irritates you when you have to ask for extra cheese at restaurants,
Or justify why you are carrying so many different cheeses with you in your grocery bags
Or eating so much cheese
A meal that does not have cheese, is an inferior meal
Which is why a cheese platter is your chosen meal of champions
Even though you know sometimes it’s not the best idea
But you don’t like to reminded of this
Because it ruins your next cheese surprise
When it comes to South African made cheese, everything is fair game
And your idea of a cheesy pick up line does not involve a human
Unless this human shares your passion for cheese
Then it’s a match made in cheese heaven
Topped with the best cheese dessert in the world
So while many might not understand this obsession
It doesn’t matter because they do not know what they’re missing
In your books, there are only two kinds of people; one’s that live life to its full cheesy potential
And one’s that are sad
Because cheese is life and life is to be enjoyed.
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