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Zema’s Zodiac

A weekly horoscope:

Virgo (24 August – 22 September)
Discoveries are made by NOT following instructions, and as this is one of the hardest things for you to do, time to apply yourself to some creative thinking.  You could do so much better financially, if you would just employ what passes for a brain with you for a change. With your (painful) eye for detail, you can’t go wrong with what you tackle, you just need to TACKLE. Think sideways.

Libra (23 September – 22 October)
High explosives are applicable where truth and logic fail, so maybe its time you invested in some dynamite! You refuse to see the wood for the trees here Libra, and its getting you nowhere. You have to face the truth of how you really feel before you can move on, even if it does involve flames, eruptions, FIRE, etc! At least it will clear the path for new interests, especially of the Love description.

Scorpio (23 October – 21 November)
A journey of a thousand miles begins with a cash advance. So, time you looked at finances and stopped the old nit-picking if you want to make some money. Counting every cent is SO boring, and really, non-productive. Right now you need a fast cash injection (not to mention a brain transplant) if you want to make that money you need so badly. Every cent DOES NOT count, in this case.

Sagittarius (22 November – 21 December)
Common sense isn’t, and particularly in your case. If your partner is pressuring you about changes in home and job, don’t buckle for the sake of peace. DISCUSS and NEGOTIATE. And do remember how many people are going to be affected by your decisions. You want to do better? Then talk to someone in the know, and listen for a change. You might just learn something for once …

Capricorn (22 December – 19 January)
If all you have is a hammer, everything looks like a nail. Ditch the hammer and use the grey stuff that’s usually referred to as “brains”. Got any? Use a microscope if you have to. You know you have to take action at a speed, but you keep hanging back. This is particularly prevalent in the so-called lovelife that needs close scrutiny and some hard, clear words between you. Like now.

Aquarius (20 January – 18 February)
Do not attempt to traverse a chasm in two leaps. You understand this English, Aqua? You’ll get nowhere in your life decisions if you don’t take them one step at a time and think things through properly. (Sigh! When will that ever happen?) Get your finances in order at a speed, and then apply yourself to making the (small) pile GROW. Sell some ice to Eskimos, you can do it.

Pisces (19 February – 20 March)
Enjoy life, Pisces – you could have been a barnacle! This could be a good time for romance, so give it all you’ve got! There is no starsign as romantic as Pisces, when he/she puts his/her miiind to it! So how about it? Soon would be good. Find some pleasure in life for a change, there are lots of ways to do this if you concentrate hard enough. Don’t be wishy-washy about it either …

Aries (21 March – 19 April)
Everyone has a scheme for getting rich that will not work, but in this case, if you apply yourself with gusto, you may just get the break-through you’ve been waiting for. There’s something just out of sight, and you have to hunt it down – you won’t regret it. Get someone with more brains than you to help you and you could end up being astonished at your own abilities. Hide the whips, chains, etc.

Taurus (20 April – 20 May)
DEFENSIVE!?! No, I certainly am NOT!! Oh? So why are you throwing objects randomly at people? That relationship of yours is getting on your nerves again, so best advice: come to terms with your differences or kick the Habit once and for all, and slam the door behind him/her before the dust settles. Stop being defensive, move on and make the best decisions for yourself for a change.

Gemini (21 May – 20 June)
Let’s not do this again, and say we did, OK? I’m sure the Universe has given you this advice ad infinitum… Stay Out of Family Arguments. Got it this time? They seem to be playing a huge part in your life right now, mostly consisting of good advice that you refuse to follow or even consider. They have good (but differing) ideas on job improvements – so Follow or Consider – then go! Fast!

Cancer (21 June – 22 July)  
If you can’t stand the heat Cancer, make like a tree and leave…You have started down a path that needs travelling at a speed. You get better and better at what you do, every day. Why can’t you accept this and stop complaining? If you can’t consider your success a SUCCESS, then hit the road running, crawling fast, whatever crabs do. Accept you are the best at what you do. Get on with it.

Leo (23 July – 23 August)
What’s that strange growth upon your neck? Oh! It’s your head! Sorry, thought it was an empty pumpkin for a minute! Everybody loves you right now (why?) (on earth??)And you just don’t seem to get it. Especially The One, who has, of course, no idea whatsoever of what he/she is letting him/herself in for.  Can’t you just enjoy True Love for a change without analyzing it? Just once?

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