Dear Disappointed and Dear Utterly Disgusted,
In the case of Disappointed, methinks this is a case of sour grapes.
The prince is human, like the rest of us mortals, so why not a good old-fashioned pub?
Pub faire is good and healthy, especially when washed down with a pint of good old South African beer.
I would hardly call that pub dingy … it is, after all, a pub where the manne and dolls hang out, enjoying a typically pub lifestyle.
As for Utterly Disgusted, I suggest you rein in your two-year-old.
Children need to be disciplined from a young age, otherwise they grow up to be unpleasant adults.
So, you know what to do!
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