The chick pea from the back streets of Benoni is supposedly staying at that oh so larny hotel in Umhlanga, the Oysterbox.
Well, Ms Theron, what is wrong with the Lakes Hotel, or the Formula Zero, across the road from that wonderful shopping centre, the Lakeside Mall … where all things are possible?
Charlize and Penn could spend time walking through the filthy streets of downtown Benoni, savouring the toxic smells, the filthy pavements and the pitiful, run down state into which the town has been allowed to degenerate.
Or she could take a walk through the dodgy Cranbourne Centre, where she can rekindle her relationship with her fingerprints, alongside Tom Jones and a few other has been celebs.
On the other hand, Ms Theron is an astute woman and would not want to embarrass Mr Penn, by showing him what once was the most beautiful town in the East.
Or Mr Penn could find value in setting his next motion picture in down town Benoni, which now resembles and probably surpasses the infamous Bronx.
Imagine that.
