Eish! 3.8.2016 02:31 pm

Lies women and men tell

Liar rubber stamp. Part of a series of stamp concepts.

Liar rubber stamp. Part of a series of stamp concepts.

According to Twitter, most men never admit to having a child, especially if they are no longer in a relationship with the mother of their child. And that’s just the start.

The “who lies most” debate has always dominated the Twitter streets, with some arguing that women are the best liars, while some say men play the game better. Most of us have told a lie or two, because, honestly, some truths are better left unsaid. Men always know how to respond to weight-related questions from their partners because they know the truth will land them in hot water.

According to Twitter, most men never admit to having a child, especially if they are no longer in a relationship with the mother of their child, while some never admit to being married if they are asking a young lady out.

However, the show Utatakho has revealed some truths about women too. It turns out some women lie about the paternity of their children, resulting in more men raising other men’s children.

One famous case is that of Our Perfect Wedding presenter Thembisa Mdoda, whose ex-partner Atandwa Kani only found out later that he had been raising another man’s twins, leading to a messy and public break-up. Reports say the twins’ father is a pilot.

Apparently women always lie about their feelings; they always say they are okay when they are angry. Timekeeping is also women’s weakness, according to Twitter, especially when there is shopping and make-up involved; they always “take five minutes”, though minutes turn to hours.

On the other hand, Twitter says one should never believe a man when he says he does not talk to other women; in fact, if he says “she’s just someone I know”, run to save your life!

“I don’t see why we should get married. We are already committed. Re sharp baby, why complicate things”; “I don’t believe in love at first sight, but the moment I saw you, I knew I had met the mother of my children” are some lies men tell, according to Twitter.

Here are some of the funniest lies women/men tell:

 

https://twitter.com/Unarine_Phathu/status/760465013169618948

https://twitter.com/NorrisMoorman/status/760455802050191360

 

 

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